Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)
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I didn't remember thorne had any avatar
Rofl i just realised afterward what was by the second tombstone, well played.
No but seriously I hope wizardhawk don't get billed a million $ because it went really bad. OP please respond.
Rofl i just realised afterward what was by the second tombstone, well played.
No but seriously I hope wizardhawk don't get billed a million $ because it went really bad. OP please respond.
Vaclav
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Well if anything you guys may have saved my life - wasn't taking my shattered wisdom tooth seriously. Figured I don't eat on it and wisdom tooth issues are supposed to be no fun so why bother until I started reading this thread.
Was out 3 days later...
Was out 3 days later...
Noodleface
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Sure does. Lumie stuffs it up his ass because it cures prostate cancer. He caught it from jerking off to some faggot porn and needed to get it cured asap
Lumi
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So you got your tooth removed for no reason whatsoever? You are fucking retarded.
No, it doesn't. Only fresh raw garlic will work.
Vaclav
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Dude:
a) It was a wisdom tooth, something completely genetically obsolete.
b) It was shattered down to the point it was two sharp shards on one side and nothing else on the rest of the exposed tooth. Once removed it basically looked like an incisor with an enormous chip down the middle rather than something molarish so much was gone.
It literally was about as useful as a Lumie post anymore - and apparently can have some health risks if you ignore it. And $200ish estimated after insurance isn't exactly anything I'll lose sleep over...
Noodleface
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Adebisi
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I wish I thought of this line first. Dammit.
I bet Soygen wishes the same.
Edit: Request to change Lumie's title to "Murderer"
Noodleface
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BrutulTM
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You have good dental insurance. When I had mine done it cost $1400 and the insurance picked up $250 of it.