Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)

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Lumi

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chthonic-anemos_sl said:
I've been contacted by Wizardhawk and he wants everyone to know that he's not dead LOL! The thing is, he's in the hospital far away from home and they want alot of cash for his care. Also the Vicodin and Xbox Ones he needs in order to survive are not covered by Obamacare so if we could just pull together as a community then I think we can make a difference in this beautiful young mans life.
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Well in that case, I hope he dies.
 
Erronius

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Luminati_sl said:
Well in that case, I hope he dies.
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Good ol' Lumie, the "I hope people die" card never gets old


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BTW how much time do we have again? You don't have to be exact, just ballpark it for us.
 
Lumi

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I'm gonna say, one to two months. Right about when we pass through the tail of Comet Ison. Which btw marks the 666 year anniversary of Comet Negra which appeared coincidentally at the same exact time as the black death appeared in Europe and ended up killing 50% of the population. I doubt anyone thought that something like that was going to happen to them but it sure as fuck got real when more than half the people they knew were dead within a month. But what's coming for us is far worse than the black death. In fact, it's so much worse that you would wish for the black plague in place of what's coming. The absolute fear and horror you will experience is beyond your wildest nightmares. I wish I could say I feel bad for you but I am now convinced that you absolutely deserve what's coming for you.

There's actually a movie from the 80's called Night of the Comet that is about exactly what's going on today. Very eerie similarities. You just wait though, not much longer now.
 
Abefroman

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Luminati_sl said:
I'm gonna say, one to two months. Right about when we pass through the tail of Comet Ison. Which btw marks the 666 year anniversary of Comet Negra which appeared coincidentally at the same exact time as the black death appeared in Europe and ended up killing 50% of the population. I doubt anyone thought that something like that was going to happen to them but it sure as fuck got real when more than half the people they knew were dead within a month. But what's coming for us is far worse than the black death. In fact, it's so much worse that you would wish for the black plague in place of what's coming. The absolute fear and horror you will experience is beyond your wildest nightmares. I wish I could say I feel bad for you but I am now convinced that you absolutely deserve what's coming for you.

There's actually a movie from the 80's called Night of the Comet that is about exactly what's going on today. Very eerie similarities. You just wait though, not much longer now.
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So all I have to do to avoid this apocalypse is sleep in a dumpster?
 
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You know "666" is an incorrect translation of the "Number of the Beast". It has been recently discovered that it is in fact "616", oops.
 
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We need a Lumie count down to Armageddon timer on the banner. Then when time is up and everyone is still here we can let it count in reverse until he shows up again only to start the counter once more when someone agitates him to the point of sputtering more stupidity.
 
Erronius

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Luminati_sl said:
I'm gonna say, one to two months. Right about when we pass through the tail of Comet Ison.
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Thanks, I'll be sure to have some SPF 50 handy.

Luminati_sl said:
Which btw marks the 666 year anniversary of Comet Negra which appeared coincidentally at the same exact time as the black death appeared in Europe and ended up killing 50% of the population. I doubt anyone thought that something like that was going to happen to them but it sure as fuck got real when more than half the people they knew were dead within a month.
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Are comets vectors for plague then? Does it filter down through the upper atmosphere, bind to water and fall to the Earth in a rainstorm that introduces alien microorganisms into human populations?


Luminati_sl said:
But what's coming for us is far worse than the black death. In fact, it's so much worse that you would wish for the black plague in place of what's coming. The absolute fear and horror you will experience is beyond your wildest nightmares. I wish I could say I feel bad for you but I am now convinced that you absolutely deserve what's coming for you.

There's actually a movie from the 80's called Night of the Comet that is about exactly what's going on today. Very eerie similarities. You just wait though, not much longer now.
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So we're in for a zombie apocalypse?
 
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Noodleface_sl said:
We don't know what kind of zombie Wizardhawk is.. for all we know he could be a bath salts face-eating zombie
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Luminati_sl said:
I'm gonna say, one to two months. Right about when we pass through the tail of Comet Ison. Which btw marks the 666 year anniversary of Comet Negra which appeared coincidentally at the same exact time as the black death appeared in Europe and ended up killing 50% of the population. I doubt anyone thought that something like that was going to happen to them but it sure as fuck got real when more than half the people they knew were dead within a month. But what's coming for us is far worse than the black death. In fact, it's so much worse that you would wish for the black plague in place of what's coming. The absolute fear and horror you will experience is beyond your wildest nightmares. I wish I could say I feel bad for you but I am now convinced that you absolutely deserve what's coming for you.

There's actually a movie from the 80's called Night of the Comet that is about exactly what's going on today. Very eerie similarities. You just wait though, not much longer now.
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What is the necessary amount of garlic required to save me from what is to come?
 
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Ison's butthole will bring doom down upon us all!
 
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