Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)

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Eorkern

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Wtf is this fucking derail ! Stop feeding the troll !

So :
I've been contacted by Wizardhawk and he wants everyone to know that he's not dead LOL! The thing is, he's in the hospital far away from home and they want alot of cash for his care. Also the Vicodin and Xbox Ones he needs in order to survive are not covered by Obamacare so if we could just pull together as a community then I think we can make a difference in this beautiful young mans life.
 

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I've been contacted by Wizardhawk and he wants everyone to know that he's not dead LOL! The thing is, he's in the hospital far away from home and they want alot of cash for his care. Also the Vicodin and Xbox Ones he needs in order to survive are not covered by Obamacare so if we could just pull together as a community then I think we can make a difference in this beautiful young mans life.
This is anti-insurance, bootstrap guy right? Wonder if he's changed his mind now.
 

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I don't think he was so much anti-insurance but had a shitty job that didn't offer any or something. I've never heard of a hospital holding someone hostage for money though.
 

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Dec 26th is when we hit ISONs tail.
It's actually not til mid January. It's actually been discovered recently that the black death was caused due to a comet that may very well be the same exact comet as Ison. It passes every 333 years and this year marks the 666 anniversary of the black death. It's also coincided with many plague outbreaks 333 years before and after the black death. According to scientists, we are going to see an unprecedented meteor shower unlike any other seen before that will hit us from two different angles simultaneously for several days. The entire Earth will be covered by this potentially plague carrying comet dust.
 

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It's actually not til mid January. It's actually been discovered recently that the black death was caused due to a comet that may very well be the same exact comet as Ison. It passes every 333 years and this year marks the 666 anniversary of the black death. It's also coincided with many plague outbreaks 333 years before and after the black death. According to scientists, we are going to see an unprecedented meteor shower unlike any other seen before that will hit us from two different angles simultaneously for several days. The entire Earth will be covered ny this potentially plague carrying comet dust.
If only it had happened in 2012!!!!
 

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It's actually not til mid January. It's actually been discovered recently that the black death was caused due to a comet that may very well be the same exact comet as Ison. It passes every 333 years and this year marks the 666 anniversary of the black death. It's also coincided with many plague outbreaks 333 years before and after the black death. According to scientists, we are going to see an unprecedented meteor shower unlike any other seen before that will hit us from two different angles simultaneously for several days. The entire Earth will be covered ny this potentially plague carrying comet dust.
Why isn't any of this in the news?! Shouldn't the world be preparing?
 
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It's actually not til mid January. It's actually been discovered recently that the black death was caused due to a comet that may very well be the same exact comet as Ison. It passes every 333 years and this year marks the 666 anniversary of the black death. It's also coincided with many plague outbreaks 333 years before and after the black death. According to scientists, we are going to see an unprecedented meteor shower unlike any other seen before that will hit us from two different angles simultaneously for several days. The entire Earth will be covered ny this potentially plague carrying comet dust.
Is this your mom?

I received a word of knowledge from the Lord on July 3, 2012: "1347"

1347 was the year that the Black Death / Black Plague arrived in Europe and it killed at least 1/3 of the population in 3 years. It reduced world population by about 1/4 as it spread.
The comet named Negra (meaning black) also appeared in August of 1347. No coincidences!! A certain harbinger of the coming of the black death plague!


The Lord Jesus Christ and my Father in heaven instructed me to make YouTube videos. The Lord told me the reason is because "He wants to leave a witness in the earth for when we are gone."
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According to scientists,






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There's just two problems with this Comet ISON crap... and since Lumie is sourcing Wikipedia these days so shall I.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comet_ISON

On 2 December 2013, the CIOC announced that Comet ISON had fully disintegrated,though NASA continues to investigate the possibility that an inactive fragment could have survived.TheHubble Space Telescopefailed to detect fragments of ISON on 18 December 2013.
Earth will pass near the orbit of Comet ISON on 14-15 January 2014,well after Comet ISON has passed, at which time micron-sized dust particles blown by the Sun's radiation may cause ameteor showerornoctilucent clouds; however, both events are unlikely.Because Earth only passes near Comet ISON's orbit, not through the tail, the chances that a meteor shower will occur are slim. In addition, meteor showers from long-period comets that make just one pass into the inner solar system are very rare, if ever recorded. The possibility that small particles left behind on the orbital path-almost one hundred days after the nucleus has passed-could form noctilucent clouds is also slim. No such events are known to have taken place in the past under similar circumstances.
I'm guessing, once again, Lumie's "knowledge" will be found wanting.
 

Lumi

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There's just two problems with this Comet ISON crap... and since Lumie is sourcing Wikipedia these days so shall I.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comet_ISON





I'm guessing, once again, Lumie's "knowledge" will be found wanting.
Wiegert notes another curiosity: "The shower is going to hit our planet from two directions at once."

When Earth passes through the debris stream, we will encounter two populations of comet dust. One swarm of dust will be following the Comet ISON into the sun. Another swarm will be moving in the opposite direction, pushed away from the sun by solar radiation pressure. The streams will pepper opposite sides of Earth simultaneously.

"In my experience, this kind of double whammy is unprecedented," says Wiegert.
Directly from a nasa.gov website. Looks like it's a guarantee.
 

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Lumie, what kind of disease is the comet bringing?

I mean you aware that Bubonic plague existed on earth before the comet and outbreaks reappeared for centuries after the comet, right? And also if its bubonic plague again, well we already have a cure for that.

Shit, there is a bubonic plague outbreak every year somewhere in the world. There was one even a week ago in Africa.
 

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Directly from a nasa.gov website. Looks like it's a guarantee.
yes from an article that was published in april 2013 before anyone even knew exact size of comet or whether it would survive its solar grazing

hahahahahah

also wiegert has nothing to do with nasa, he works at some university in canada
 

Lumi

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Lumie, what kind of disease is the comet bringing?

I mean you aware that Bubonic plague existed on earth before the comet and outbreaks reappeared for centuries after the comet, right? And also if its bubonic plague again, well we already have a cure for that.

Shit, there is a bubonic plague outbreak every year somewhere in the world. There was one even a week ago in Africa.
The black death was not bubonic plague. Do some research. Had multiple characteristics never seen before by any known form of the bubonic plague.