Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)

Hekotat

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Holy shit I just saw this thread, hope you're OK Wizardhawk. Whomever that was that got in touch with him can we get an update?
 

Kuriin

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You google Wizardhawk and all of the pages essentially say the same thing. Last update was 3 weeks ago.
 

Djay

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Wow...I just saw this after I had my grown-in wisdom teeth extracted a couple days ago. They hadn't really bothered me since growing in, but they were a little offline and the dentist insisted they needed to come out.
 

Oldbased

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The hope is he spent money for internet/utilities on a dentist instead and is alive but without internet and other basic needs due to it.
The fear is he followed Lummies advice and is now worm food.

Looking back perhaps we should have made a donation. I'm sure quite a few of us could have tossed $5/$10 for someone in need and never noticed it.
Either way we learned only one thing from this.

Garlic. Only good for vampires.
 

Loser Araysar

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the admins should force Lumie to have a signature that advises all newcomers not to take any kind of advice from Lumie.

he has killed before and will kill again
 

Eorkern

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I've been contacted by Wizardhawk and he wants everyone to know that he's not dead LOL! The thing is, he's in the hospital far away from home and they want alot of cash for his care. Also the Vicodin and Xbox Ones he needs in order to survive are not covered by Obamacare so if we could just pull together as a community then I think we can make a difference in this beautiful young mans life.
So this is from 12/23, any update ? Does he need help ? Need the hospital so we can visit/call !
 

Tanoomba

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I just assumed that post was a Ravven joke and that nobody has yet heard from Wizardhawk at all.
 

BrutulTM

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Doesn't renaming him pretty much make it so he can't log in since he doesn't know his username anymore?
 

zzeris

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So, Lumie has been awful silent on here since he Kevorkianed WH. Feeling regrets? Or just on a garlic high right now and can't be bothered?
 

Erronius

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And isn't Lumie logging in under Lumie not Luminati isn't he/she/it?
Er...do you have any doubt that it's the same person?

I'm about to walk out the door so I don't have time to dig into this but we looked a little bit back on FOH and Lumie has gone by a number of different aliases. These are just 2 old screenshots that are still in The Database:

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Voyce

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God dammit, you're an adult. Learn the difference between then and than.
You are quite literally one of the most notoriously retarded transplants from FOH don't condescend me child.
 

Loser Araysar

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You are quite literally one of the most notoriously retarded transplants from FOH don't condescend me child.
I see you have a hard time getting along with everyone
 

Soygen

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Voyce, rub some garlic on your eyes until you get along with people.