Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)

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Vaclav

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With your prophecying I don't think you understand what coincidence means...
 
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Considering the 0% success rate of Lumie's predictions, I think it's safe to assume that if he's the gambling type he's already broke by now.
 
Voyce

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I think everyone can agree if Wizardhawk survived than whatever Lumie has ever said must be taken as factual evidence without reasonable skepticism or debate.

If Wizardhawk died than Lumie must be burned at the stake, per the bible that says let not a witch live and all that, pretty sure a Garlic cure sounds like Witchery to me.
 
Jx3

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Its the year 2013, Lumie said we would all be dead by 2012.

Lumie full of crazy and shit.
 
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Big Phoenix_sl said:
How does plague bacteria survive re-entry effects? Also how do they survive being blasted by extreme amounts of radiation/charged particles while cruising around the solar system?
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Experiments on the international space station have shown that bacterial endospores can survive direct exposure to interstellar space for over a year.

Resistance of Bacterial Endospores to Outer Space for Planetary Protection Purposes-Experiment PROTECT of the EXPOSE-E Mission
 
Adebisi

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Experiments on the international ReRolled station have shown that Lumie end-of-word predictions can be off by over a year.
 
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Voyce_sl said:
I think everyone can agree if Wizardhawk survived than whatever Lumie has ever said must be taken as factual evidence without reasonable skepticism or debate.
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Only if WH claims that garlic was the reason he is still with us.
 
zzeris

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Wow, this thread is solid gold. Wish I could have given Wizardhawk some good advice before Lumie killed him. That's what happens when you piss off the great lizard lords. Lumie, do I capitalize Lizard Lords or do they have official titles and lizard lords is just the generic descriptor? Inquiring minds want to know?
 
Voyce

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Jx3_sl said:
Its the year 2013, Lumie said we would all be dead by 2012.

Lumie full of crazy and shit.
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Bro didn't you ever here of a retcon? That's all rerolled is, a huge crappy retcon with no Kegkilla. It's pretty much hell.
 
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I prefer to imagine that Wizardhawk didnt die in some ditch as his face was rotting off.

I prefer to imagine he died like this

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Itlan

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Voyce_sl said:
I think everyone can agree if Wizardhawk survived than whatever Lumie has ever said must be taken as factual evidence without reasonable skepticism or debate.

If Wizardhawk died than Lumie must be burned at the stake, per the bible that says let not a witch live and all that, pretty sure a Garlic cure sounds like Witchery to me.
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God dammit, you're an adult. Learn the difference between then and than.
 
Vaclav

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I he did than it wouldn't be nearly as amusing to criticize his posts anymore would it?
 
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