Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)

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BoldW

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Very Bad Things
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iannis

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Most greek food that I've ever had is actually really good. And you know it's authentic when you have to pick the hairs out! I'm not talkin about this restaurant bullshit.

But I'm not a fan of fish. I just never had it growing up, and tastes like that are formed in childhood. Like italian food, an aversion to seafood sort of limits you when it comes to eating greek stuff.
 

Adebisi

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Not even fish deep fried in batter til you no longer can taste the fish from the fry?
 

BrutulTM

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It's hard to go wrong when you're selling deep fried shit covered in a slightly different version of ranch dressing.
 

Big Phoenix

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Oh shit think I just might of stumbled upon lumie. Waiting to sell my plasma and a guy here starts taking to another guy about the amazing powers of garlic. He said to at leastonce a week eat a whole raw clove.
 

Big Phoenix

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nah man this guy was a 53 year old black man. he said if you looked in his medicine cabinet the only two things you would see are garlic and weed.
 

Ambiturner

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Half black half italian

Edit: damnit didn't notice you already said he was black. Makes this less funny and less racist
 

Loser Araysar

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Oh shit think I just might of stumbled upon lumie. Waiting to sell my plasma and a guy here starts taking to another guy about the amazing powers of garlic. He said to at leastonce a week eat a whole raw clove.
Why are you selling plasma?