Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)

Olebass_sl said:

I actually have a little notepad in a fire safe for that that has the TS infos and forums and places to contact.
22 years online and hundreds of friends I keep in contact with some as long as 20 years now from various mmos/guilds/games and stuff.

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Same thing here. List of emails, game names, and chat handles that I would like contacted/told if I am dead. I had a friend who I played with for close to 9 years just vanish. Found out three years later from his sister that he died in a car accident and they just never bothered to tell anyone he interacted with online.

Eorkern_sl said:

So I'll take this update as a fake as chthonic doesn't answer my pm.

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You would think the Xbox and Vicodin references would be enough to make this a rightfull reference to rav; well looks like he should have brought the Megan Fox of Ohio sledgehammer down to be less subtile.
Anyway the ReRolled Banner should be reshopped with some tagline like:

ReRolled we manslaughter wizards, meth heads, hawks and skinny hell in a cell ultimate fighters since 2013
or something like that.
Photoshop gods do it pls.

Think you may need to take them rectally, like the bananas.

Soak it in Cinnamilk and banana mush. Then make sure you shower with a special showerhead and juice cleanse. You'll likely be virtually immortal at that point.

You should probably put some amber on your solar plexus chakra and a black tourmaline on your throat chakra while taking some colloidal silver twice a day to be sure.

Last night I was in New Seasons(Don't ask) and I was bitching about hippies who take fish oil supplements when sick to my lady friend and some hippie turned around and told me that if I was sick, I should just eat lots of garlic. I may have found Lumie.

No you just found someone that isn't a complete fucking retard like yourself.

Araysar_sl said:

lumie, do you have anything to say about the man you killed?

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Lumie PMed me the following:

"Stop mocking garlic - it's safer than the meth he was on."

Food for thought.

I'm positive this isn't the first time Lumie has killed someone by garlic.

Lumie, how do you feel about fibromyalgia? Does it actually exist?

This fucken guy realy die or u guys just clownin?

We don't know... All we know is he hasn't posted in a month. Have the mods seen any log in activity?

Maybe Sean should try using garlic.