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Kaige

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Think about someone saying they're 165 lbs of pure muscle. Just think about that. 165

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Kuro

Naxxramas 1.0 Raider
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Fuck that Leather and Plate warrior nonsense, I'm stealing my gear from the Mages.
 
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Ossoi

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You're discounting the fact that I remembered your name to begin with, and once confirmed, I connected all of those memories I had to you. You even fucking asked on this forum "how do you remember these things?" Because you were a dick. You don't remember me because I never fucking talked to you. Because you were a dick. I chatted with Haw quite often regarding strategy and other shit, though I doubt he'd even remember me, because why would he. He was too busy destroying his mouse and talking about his asshole clamping shut after a dry turd fell out.

And saying I can't think for myself? Bitch, I fed into the GM, not you. Also, I ran a guild through AQ and Naxx, while you guys were limping along due to players leaving for DV or VQ or whatever. My guild continued through TBC and Wrath. Get fucked.

Yes idiot, everyone is full of ideas on how to kill a boss, doesn't mean your ideas were ever brought up or seriously considered

I designed our dkp system specifically for wow, and I vividly remember assigning values that reflected the power of the item and ensured big purchases sent you to the back of the queue

Nothing you've said about TR changes the fact that you rolled with us through MC and BWL, and if we were as bad as you claim but you stayed anyway then it shows that you're a greedy loot whore who compromised his own values for purple items. Which says more than you than it does about us

And two expansions? that's cute, TR went to EQ2 and multiple subsequent games

PS do I need to find another example of you changing your story to fit with the forum cool kids. You literally called TR bleeding edge, now fuck off back to obscurity
 
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a c i d.f l y

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Hahaha. I only had Arcanist boots (yeah, from Lucifron) when we downed Nef. Super greedy loot whore, you fuckin betcha! Was actually with VQ during MC, who paired with TR because neither guild had enough people to fill a raid themselves, they kicked me when I was absent for like 6 days due to computer issues. Transferred to TR.

I left TR because I was jumping squares in Ironforge with nothing to do, wanted to see horde side, and build my own team. Also reroll.

If you designed that dkp system, no wonder it fucking sucked.

Who the fuck cares about EQ2.

TR and VQ were on the edge. For the first year. Not discounting that. Doesn't change the fact that you're a pompous asshole who likes circular arguments.
 

Ossoi

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TR and VQ were on the edge. For the first year. Not discounting that. Doesn't change the fact that you're a pompous asshole who likes circular arguments.

Funny then that I went back to Uni in September 2005 and had totally stopped playing by March/April, lol but keep using lack of progression as a stick to beat me with

Oh, and so you got kicked from our partner guild, but we still gave you a home and you saw all the content up to Nef despite being undergeared? Sounds like you had a pretty sweet deal


As for circular arguments, it's amazing the number of people who keep bringing up warrior leather and ignore entirely my comments about an evolving meta in games that aren't world of Warcraft

I dunno how much more simple I can make it for you idiots to understand

And it's hilarious that you're participating in a circular argument whilst also calling me out for doing so. You seem totally unaware of your own autism, I mean fuck you can remember what items I got 14 years ago

I clearly made an impact on you bro, as we used to say in TR "your worship is accepted"
 
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BigDirty

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when i started reading this tread i was like " Why is everyone shitting on this guy Ossoi?" , now i totally get it.
 
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Noodleface

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Imagine having arguments over a game that takes literally 0 skill to succeed at yet people still somehow fuck up 15 years later and are literal walking caskets in the raid
 
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Pharone

Trakanon Raider
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My brother and I will play WoW Classic when it finally is opened up for good, but for ONLY ONE REASON. JUST ONE. ONE.

To kill noobs on the escort quest going from Sentinel Hill to Moonbrook.

Our day one strat:
  1. Choose a PvP server
  2. Create an Undead Rogue
  3. Level up to 30ish
  4. Travel to Westfall
  5. Run over to just before Moonbrook, and hide...
  6. When someone comes along escorting that stupid dwarf NPC, STABBY STAB STAB STABS! Dead NPC. Angry allicance player. Alliance player attacks us, and it's on.
  7. Kill noobs repeatedly in Westfall.
  8. Laugh a lot
  9. Log out
  10. Uninstall
  11. Cancel subscription
  12. Go back to FFXIV
 
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Metalhead

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My brother and I will play WoW Classic when it finally is opened up for good, but for ONLY ONE REASON. JUST ONE. ONE.

To kill noobs on the escort quest going from Sentinel Hill to Moonbrook.

Our day one strat:
  1. Choose a PvP server
  2. Create an Undead Rogue
  3. Level up to 30ish
  4. Travel to Westfall
  5. Run over to just before Moonbrook, and hide...
  6. When someone comes along escorting that stupid dwarf NPC, STABBY STAB STAB STABS! Dead NPC. Angry allicance player. Alliance player attacks us, and it's on.
  7. Kill noobs repeatedly in Westfall.
  8. Laugh a lot
  9. Log out
  10. Uninstall
  11. Cancel subscription
  12. Go back to FFXIV

Corporal Keeshan in RR is also another good one to fuck people over with.