World of Warcraft: Current Year

BoozeCube · Jul 10, 2019

Chris said:
That cinematic is really basic. Villian is saved by bigger bad to be a boss again. OK...

The question now is if the Nyalotha zone is 8.3 or it's a bigger deal in 9.0

They really should have dropped a hint or had a twist.

You know the crazy part is there were some videos showing all the corruptions and shit happening back all the way in Emerald Nightmare, sadly Blizzard is so bad at story telling through the game the cinematic seemed pretty pointless as does Azshara after all the build up.

BoozeCube · Jul 10, 2019

Let's not forget Blizzard has blown off the fact that we have a damn near planet destroying fucking space ship we have just let sitting there in Argus. Or the fact that Khad Bro has just fucked off this entire expansion with no explanation. Or that we have been left in the dark about pretty much everything Sylvanas related since became war-chief.

sadris · Jul 10, 2019

To be fair, almost every expansion's lore has been horde-centric since.... forever.

BoozeCube · Jul 10, 2019

sadris said:
To be fair, almost every expansion's lore has been horde-centric since.... forever.

I hear this often but really it's full of shit. Hell we go back to Vanilla and there was more Lore on the Alliance hell you had fucking Onyxia hiding next to your retard king. TBC was all about Illidan who was Alliance, Wrath was all about Arthus who was Alliance, Cata was all about a Dragon shit fucking your face so meh, Pandaland was about bullshit and Garrosh so I guess you could call this one Horde, WoD was all about nonsense with Khadbro (Alliance) leading the shit, Legion again Khadbro, Illidan, Cenarius it was all Alliance shit, BfA is all about Jaina so horde centric is another thing you fairy American Inventor faggots cry about often but isn't true.

BoozeCube · Jul 10, 2019

Also another thing about the current WoW story and N'Zoth. Didn't we just a few months ago save the entire fucking Pantheon and bring those losers back to life? Couldn't someone like Aggramar literately bitch slap N'Zoth across his stupid old god face and then piss on his fallen corpse?

Chris · Jul 10, 2019

BoozeCube said:
Also another thing about the current WoW story and N'Zoth. Didn't we just a few months ago save the entire fucking Pantheon and bring those losers back to life? Couldn't someone like Aggramar literately bitch slap N'Zoth across his stupid old god face and then piss on his fallen corpse?

I think they are watching Illidan fight Sargeras until he is needed as final boss of final expansion.

Noodleface · Jul 10, 2019

Chris said:
I think they are watching Illidan fight Sargeras until he is needed as final boss of final expansion.

I thought illidan was just watching him

Fucker · Jul 10, 2019

BoozeCube said:
Also another thing about the current WoW story and N'Zoth. Didn't we just a few months ago save the entire fucking Pantheon and bring those losers back to life? Couldn't someone like Aggramar literately bitch slap N'Zoth across his stupid old god face and then piss on his fallen corpse?

Why do people still care about story in WoW? It has been written in crayon on toilet paper for at least a decade, and they for sure drove the short bus off the cliff with Panderia.

Chris · Jul 10, 2019

Noodleface said:
I thought illidan was just watching him

I assumed they are locked in eternal combat? Unless they chill and play hearthstone to pass the time.

Noodleface · Jul 10, 2019

Chris said:
I assumed they are locked in eternal combat? Unless they chill and play hearthstone to pass the time.

They kind of just said Illidan was Sargeras' jailer and didn't really extrapolate on that. I guess technically he could just be nonstop felbeaming him

Leadsalad · Jul 10, 2019

How come I can't eyebeam forever? 1 button rotation, easy to tune.

xzi · Jul 10, 2019

The Pantheon is basically using their captain planet powers to keep Sargeras imprisoned. There's no clear explanation if Illidan is just beating the living shit out of him for all eternity, or the pantheon + Illidan are trying to bring him back to the 'light' sort of speak.

It's kind of poetic in a sense, giving that the reason Illidan was jailed for 10,000 years was because of Sargeras and now he's flipped it on that bitch. Thing is though Azeroth itself is a titan so I don't know if maybe they're relying on her to wake up and bitch slap some fucking idiots or.. what the plan is truly.

BoozeCube · Jul 10, 2019

xzi said:
The Pantheon is basically using their captain planet powers to keep Sargeras imprisoned. There's no clear explanation if Illidan is just beating the living shit out of him for all eternity, or the pantheon + Illidan are trying to bring him back to the 'light' sort of speak.

It's kind of poetic in a sense, giving that the reason Illidan was jailed for 10,000 years was because of Sargeras and now he's flipped it on that bitch. Thing is though Azeroth itself is a titan so I don't know if maybe they're relying on her to wake up and bitch slap some fucking idiots or.. what the plan is truly.

Isn't Azeroth basically dead now? I mean giant sword through her shit, old gods feeding on her like parasites since birth and now we have used her heart to fuck her day up good and proper?

xzi · Jul 10, 2019

The heart hasn't fucked her up, just freed N'zoth cause we're dumb fuckin idiots.

& MOTHER still claims the world soul is alive while Magni claims he still speaks to her but like, could that just have been N'zoth this whole time? Who knows

I think especially with things ramping up in the Emerald Dream and all that shit we're gonna see it sometime before 9.0 releases. I really can't possibly see us defeating N'zoth without a titan, and Azeroth is the only titan left. Unless she's all corrupted then it's gonna be a big RIP

Leadsalad · Jul 10, 2019

xzi said:
The heart hasn't fucked her up, just freed N'zoth cause we're dumb fuckin idiots.

& MOTHER still claims the world soul is alive while Magni claims he still speaks to her but like, could that just have been N'zoth this whole time? Who knows

I think especially with things ramping up in the Emerald Dream and all that shit we're gonna see it sometime before 9.0 releases. I really can't possibly see us defeating N'zoth without a titan, and Azeroth is the only titan left. Unless she's all corrupted then it's gonna be a big RIP

Well, that's how we get WoW 2.0, Nagrand Boogaloo V3.

Arbitrary · Jul 10, 2019

xzi said:
& MOTHER still claims the world soul is alive while Magni claims he still speaks to her but like, could that just have been N'zoth this whole time? Who knows

Whoa there Charles Hemingway, keep that shit in a spoiler tag lest it become real.

Bondurant · Jul 10, 2019

WoW is textbook "the story serves the game" lore, I'm still baffled seeing people wondering about where the story goes like it's some elaborated spiderweb of mysteries.

xzi · Jul 10, 2019

Remember in 7.2 and 7.3 when we were going to the void worlds because that's where the story was going? I mean, they even had a void invasion via void elf campaign

BoozeCube · Jul 10, 2019

Bondurant said:
WoW is textbook "the story serves the game" lore, I'm still baffled seeing people wondering about where the story goes like it's some elaborated spiderweb of mysteries.

What else is there really to talk about? I mean we could discuss the convoluted gearing system that requires a PHD in WoWology to even know whats an upgrade or not requiring you to sim every piece of gear that drops.

Or how the Benthic armor is better than Mythic gear due to the extra effects and ability to proc sockets and it's a crazy lottery system. Or we can discuss how hypermobility classes have fucked up PvP. Or how the new season 3 M+ affix seems to be the most unfun one to date.

I mean really we can go on and on but at this point the game is only a collection simulator and Transmog, Battle Pets, and Mounts are the more prestigious parts of the game leaving only the WoW Lore left to explore and be the fun part.

Foggy · Jul 10, 2019

Remember that time we went back in time in an alternate timeline to do fuck all while Gul’Dan, who we freed, one manned the Iron Horde and was ultimately sent by alt Archimonde to the present in our timeline? Good times.

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