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Brad2770

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What"s going to happen 15-20 years from now when Grobbee"s kids Google his name and they find this thread?
 
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Seo_foh

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holy fuck does grobb ever NOT wear cargo shorts?

I haven"t seen a different kind of pant/short in any of the pictures of him ever.
 
Chanur

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Brad2770 said:
What"s going to happen 15-20 years from now when Grobbee"s kids Google his name and they find this thread?
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Pray for him to die to inherit their grandparents house?
 
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Prodigal_foh

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Chanur said:
Pray for him to die to inherit their grandparents house?
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Priceless.


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... was trying to do what looked like the Dementor"s Kiss(sucking the soul out from the mouth and so forth)and Alex just looked at him like he was crazy, but didn"t seem to mind too much.
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...nature, nurture, or both?
 
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There"s not a day goes by I don"t feel regret. Not because I"m in here; because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then: a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try to talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can"t. That kid"s long gone and this old man is all that left. I gotta live with that. Rehabilitated? It"s just a bullshit word. So go ahead and stamp your forms, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don"t give a shit.
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LOVE IT
 
Erronius

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GrobbeeTrull2.0 said:
Okay, let me catch you up to speed: he"s making a reference to the fact that jizz, like bacon, tastes salty. Thus, my preference for the burger itself is because it tastes just salty enough to remind me of semen. HOWEVER, my retort to this was that I eat a lot of fruit. Fruits make semen taste sweeter, thereby removing the fact that mine would taste salty. So, in closing, eating something salty wouldn"t remind me of my semen, it would remind me of yours.
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Speaking of burgers, I think I"ll go get some of the best fast-food burgers in America: 5 Guys.

And I say they"re the best, as the current tally is 5 guys 117, In and Out 112.



Just sayin.
 
Adebisi

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I dunno man, at this point I feel like that 70 year old guy that just got out of prison after being there for 50 years. Something just doesn"t feel right.
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Baggin groceries down at the foodway
 
Daezuel

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There"s not a day goes by I don"t feel regret. Not because I"m in here; because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then: a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try to talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can"t. That kid"s long gone and this old man is all that left. I gotta live with that. Rehabilitated? It"s just a bullshit word. So go ahead and stamp your forms, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don"t give a shit.
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Derail to Shawshank complete? My contribution to this epic thread.
 
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I always thought Grobeetroll was a full on fag that lied about having sex with women. Guess i was wrong.....nevermind he"s still a fag.


epic thread btw.
 
Arbitrary

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I am convinced that threads of this magnitude are the digital equivalent of ancient rituals whose objective were to twist suffering and sacrifice into belief and blood to create a doom rope of psychic potential capable of strangling mortal men us mortal men with its unreality. At any second I truly believe the final tumbler with lock in to place and the Surgeons From Beyond or Nyarlathotep will appear and consume me.
 
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This thread is full of so much win, I"m all for putting it to bed, but since Soulk"s deadline got pushed, shouldn"t we let Grobbee back in so he can say some crap that people can make comments on? I just don"t want this ride to be over.
 
Shonuff

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Arbitrary said:
I am convinced that threads of this magnitude are the digital equivalent of ancient rituals whose objective were to twist suffering and sacrifice into belief and blood to create a doom rope of psychic potential capable of strangling mortal men us mortal men with its unreality. At any second I truly believe the final tumbler with lock in to place and the Surgeons From Beyond or Nyarlathotep will appear and consume me.
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No wonder you haven"t been laid yet.
 
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