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Hatorade

Hatorade

A nice asshole.
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Listened to their new album and I don't think I like Metallica anymore, grew up with it, many concerts etc. Never thought I would not want to listen to any song, even the old stuff I find myself skipping the song when they come on.


The Grinch GIF by NBC
 
loudgas

loudgas

Golden Baronet of the Realm
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Sounds to me like you have evolved, a sure sign of aging! :)

Just looked up their current stuff and have to say it isn't too bad...

 
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Janx

Janx

<Silver Donator>
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Think my near sight vision is the reverse of (TM) Brahma Brahma Vision. Got some 2.5x magnification reading glasses and its like I was born again when reading my phone/tablet.
 
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Hekotat

Hekotat

FoH nuclear response team
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You think twice about having sex with a woman because you don't want to put up with her bullshit.
 
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Lambourne

Lambourne

Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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I feel like all new cars are way too complicated with electric hybrid stuff, stupid touchscreens and driving automation features I don't care to pay for. I always ragged on boomers who didn't want anything that didn't have a carb on it. Maybe I'm becoming the same, just with 90s/2000s cars.
 
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Conefed

Conefed

Blackwing Lair Raider
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Overhear person who you identify as old say the age of their parents, and it's almost ten years younger than your own parents
 
Conefed

Conefed

Blackwing Lair Raider
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I've caught myself more than once proudly talking about working through college, paying with that money plus money that I had saved up to that point.

At the time, boomers did same but was with income from just summer jobs

I paid 38k for all four years. Same school is like that much for two semesters now
 
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Hekotat

Hekotat

FoH nuclear response team
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Lambourne said:
I feel like all new cars are way too complicated with electric hybrid stuff, stupid touchscreens and driving automation features I don't care to pay for. I always ragged on boomers who didn't want anything that didn't have a carb on it. Maybe I'm becoming the same, just with 90s/2000s cars.
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Speaking of this shit. My new GTI has all the driving assists and you can't turn them off. Occassionally it'll think you're going to hit a car, like if they are turning off a road, and it will flash and make a beeping noise. Today it slammed on the breaks at 80mph. You can't turn it off either, it re-enables at a certain speed, shit is dangerous.

Also, the radar cruise control is dogshit, I've reduced the range to the minimum but if a car is a football field away it slows down to match their speed.
 
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jeydax

jeydax

Death and Taxes
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Hekotat said:
Speaking of this shit. My new GTI has all the driving assists and you can't turn them off. Occassionally it'll think you're going to hit a car, like if they are turning off a road, and it will flash and make a beeping noise. Today it slammed on the breaks at 80mph. You can't turn it off either, it re-enables at a certain speed, shit is dangerous.

Also, the radar cruise control is dogshit, I've reduced the range to the minimum but if a car is a football field away it slows down to match their speed.
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I had to turn all that shit off on my wife's '22 Subaru. Fucking thing yells and beeps at me if I "take my eyes off the road" aka look at a sign for 1.2 seconds. Or sometimes it'll freak out about sensing a line in the road or whatever telling me to keep it in the lines when I'm not even close to one.

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The radar cruise control is fucking awesome in it, though. Sounds like Volkswagen just sucks some Kraut dick. :D

Also I know I'm getting old because apparently I don't know how to embed a god damn gif on this site anymore.
 
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Lanx

Lanx

<Prior Amod>
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when you consider putting your computer w/ 8 harddrives (heavy) on your glass desk instead of on the floor, b/c knealing down to work on it is making too many popping and squeeling sounds.


from your knees
 
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Brahma

Brahma

Obi-Bro Kenobi-X
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My nephew came to visit. Took him to lunch. While driving he asked me why I keep moving the stick in my MANUAL car. He had no idea what a stick shift was. I then proceeded for 5 minutes to explain to him how a clutch worked.
 
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Lanx

Lanx

<Prior Amod>
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Fucker

Fucker

Log Wizard
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Lanx said:
yea i did a few sff builds b4, i still have the cases i'm pretty sure (the kind that are flat to blend in w/ your audio equipment), never again, my old ass would probably die b/c i cant clot good no more from all the case scraps
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It is at the opposite end to SFF.
 
jeydax

jeydax

Death and Taxes
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Corsair Air 540 is still probably the easiest case I've ever built in.

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