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Guurn

Guurn

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When you realize you have far more things you have a burning desire to get good at then you have time to master.
 
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Borzak

Borzak

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Brahma said:
My nephew came to visit. Took him to lunch. While driving he asked me why I keep moving the stick in my MANUAL car. He had no idea what a stick shift was. I then proceeded for 5 minutes to explain to him how a clutch worked.
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Then when he thinks he has caught on blow his mind and bring up clutched automatics.
 
Brahma

Brahma

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Let's go to this pajama jammy jam she said! Try this edible she said!

I was out in an hour, asleep in the hotel room...

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Vepil

Vepil

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I went to the eye Dr. Thrusday, I have now entered the Progressive lenses stage -_-. Man those things are expensive for the top tier that has the least amount of fuzzy view along the edges.
 
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YttriumF

YttriumF

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The music I was listening to at the dentist's office was older than the hygienist who was cleaning my teeth .....
 
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Haus

Haus

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Vepil said:
I went to the eye Dr. Thrusday, I have now entered the Progressive lenses stage -_-. Man those things are expensive for the top tier that has the least amount of fuzzy view along the edges.
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I guess I'm lucky that I don't need a prescription, but do need reading glasses. So I can go the cheap route on Amazon.

Amazon product ASIN B07285K6YV
Those are progressives, but slightly heavier.... Then I use these for daily wear

Amazon product ASIN B07ZVS4S6G
Literally $5 a pair... But sometimes I have to go all Tommy Lee Jones and push them down my nose a little and peer over them for long distance.
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Goatface

Goatface

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in how things change, i was born after mash the movie came out, but remember seeing it at a drive-in when i was like 8. which was before my area got extended cable with hbo and vcrs became household.
 
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Sanrith Descartes

Sanrith Descartes

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Goatface said:
in how things change, i was born after mash the movie came out, but remember seeing it at a drive-in when i was like 8. which was before my area got extended cable with hbo and vcrs became household.
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That movie was funny AF.
 
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