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loudgas

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I will admit it, I cried when Radar announced Henry had died.

Also they will never make movies like this again...
 
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Lanx

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i have barbie syndrome? i can't eat and walk at the same time, wtf

i popped in a ramen egg in the morning and walked out the kitchen and the yolk particles went down the wrong pipe.

goddamn i just gotta sit in place and eat now or i'll die
 
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Hoss

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I don't think that's the kind of eating disorder barbie has.
 
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Palum

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i have barbie syndrome? i can't eat and walk at the same time, wtf

i popped in a ramen egg in the morning and walked out the kitchen and the yolk particles went down the wrong pipe.

goddamn i just gotta sit in place and eat now or i'll die
So you made soup, then just took the egg out of it to eat that?
 

Hoss

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wat da fuk is a ramen egg? I assumed it was a typo at first, but you keep typoing it the same way.
 

Borzak

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People think Texas is "the south", but it's really not. So I guess I grew up in the west.

East, TX is a lot like the south. They act like it's not, but it is. Heavily baptist, dry counties, same largest industry like agricultire/timber etc..
 

Sanrith Descartes

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East, TX is a lot like the south. They act like it's not, but it is. Heavily baptist, dry counties, same largest industry like agricultire/timber etc..
A lot like the panhandle of Florida is really Alabama.
 

Hoss

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I didn't realize there was a competition for "worst way to prepare an egg". Did this win, or was it just the runner up?

This comes from people who think fish eyeballs are a delicacy.
 
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Sevens

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I didn't realize there was a competition for "worst way to prepare an egg". Did this win, or was it just the runner up?

This comes from people who think fish eyeballs are a delicacy.
Ramen eggs won 2nd place behind these....

 

Lanx

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Says the loser who doesn't eat century eggs.
well, i'm getting too old to properly swallow, while that will not be an issue for you w/ your experience being a faggot, chug chug
 
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Goatface

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well, i'm getting too old to properly swallow

don't know if you are being facetious or not, but both my dad and uncle had achalasia. for my dad is just annoying issue for years and he put off treatment till it got bad. after having esophageal dilation done he was back to normal. supposedly if 40-50, one treatment will last rest of your life.
 

ToeMissile

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don't know if you are being facetious or not, but both my dad and uncle had achalasia. for my dad is just annoying issue for years and he put off treatment till it got bad. after having esophageal dilation done he was back to normal. supposedly if 40-50, one treatment will last rest of your life.
I had a hiatal hernia from GERD, hooray for genetics. Fun times.