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Haus

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It's the 4th of July... You could be out throwing a few back, blowing some shit up, and screaming about freedom...

But the highlight if your night? You realize you have a few hours left to snag some fancy ass copper thread laced uber-boxers from Duluth Trading for $12 a pair with no shipping. ...and you're happy about this.
 
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It's the 8th of July... your birthday. You have a great lunch with family, your bestie sends you birthday cupcakes that spell out "You're my boy, Blue!", you finally have your car back from getting hail damage repaired, the construction project on your house is finally done except for just getting it painted, and what are you thinking?

"Hot damn, only one more year until I get that sweet ass discount at Denny's!"
 
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Haus said:
It's not when you have one that you're old... It's when you realize and embrace that it's one of your favorite convenience items and an essential to your survival.
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Fair enough. No medication in mine as of yet, just supplements.
 
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Haus said:
It's not when you have one that you're old... It's when you realize and embrace that it's one of your favorite convenience items and an essential to your survival.
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I think getting old means you need larger ones with giant writing with multiple containers per day.

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Haus said:
It's the 8th of July... your birthday. You have a great lunch with family, your bestie sends you birthday cupcakes that spell out "You're my boy, Blue!", you finally have your car back from getting hail damage repaired, the construction project on your house is finally done except for just getting it painted, and what are you thinking?

"Hot damn, only one more year until I get that sweet ass discount at Denny's!"
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The most underrated meal in America...

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Haus

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Hoss said:
I think getting old means you need larger ones with giant writing with multiple containers per day.

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I currently have one with AM/PM slots for each day. But since I only take pills in the morning I just use it so I can rack up 2 weeks of pills at a time.
 
Hoss

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I currently have one with AM/PM slots for each day. But since I only take pills in the morning I just use it so I can rack up 2 weeks of pills at a time.
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But is it large print?

Oh, excuse me

I SAID, DOES IT HAVE LARGE PRINT?
 
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Denamian said:
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Hoss said:
Good point. I wonder if jitterbug makes pill bottles. Brahma can tell us.
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Fuck you
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exclamation

  1. used to express anger, defiance, or contempt.
    "“Fuck you,” Hoss Hoss and Denamian Denamian he repeats and slaps them across their faces"
noun

  1. an expression of anger, defiance, or contempt.
    "the album was a resounding fuck you to those who had written her off"
adjective

  1. expressing anger, defiance, or contempt.
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Fuck you
VULGAR SLANG
exclamation

  1. used to express anger, defiance, or contempt.
    "“Fuck you,” Hoss Hoss and Denamian Denamian he repeats and slaps them across their faces"
noun

  1. an expression of anger, defiance, or contempt.
    "the album was a resounding fuck you to those who had written her off"
adjective

  1. expressing anger, defiance, or contempt.
    "a fuck you attitude"
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Post of the week right here.
 
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Haus

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I just saw that pic elsewhere and was literally coming in here to post it.

Whereas I can say I'm older than all the guys on the top row, I can say all of them in those pics look older than me, so I guess that means I'm winning?

But then again, that pic of Flo.. 39 and looks like that? Damn... There's some serious mileage in play there.
 
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red foxx would been 52-53 in that pix and carroll o'connor was 47. he was 46 in the 1st episode
 
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