You know you're getting old when.....
- Thread starter Izo
- Start date
-
Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Sevens
Log Wizard
- 5,843
- 18,690
I wish I could sleep in till 7. All my working life I started the day at 4 am. Now that I don't have to get up at 4 am I still wake up at 4 fucking am
- 3
- 2
Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
- 27,292
- 15,516
I used to get cramps in my calf a couple times a year that were bad enough that I'd be limping for days after. One night I got a cramp, and instead of laying there trying to keep my foot flexed, I got up and put this di da jaw on it. Cramps went away immediately and there was no pain the next day. Since then, all my leg cramps have been the same. Slap some jow on it and it's gone.
I use this shit and his other linaments regularly. I have no idea why it works. Maybe it's just that i'm rubbing on the muscle, but that doesn't seem like it would matter.
Di Da Jaw – Liniment – TaiChi People Herb Co, LLC
store.taichiherb.com
- 2
Sanrith Descartes
You have insufficient privileges to reply here.
- 44,746
- 121,509
I’ve tried all kinds of things, tiger balm is usually my failsafe but I’m gonna give this a go
- 2
Lanx
<Prior Amod>
- 65,490
- 147,888
man watching this, reminds me 25yrs ago my future wife was on a ski lift w/ her friend and they saw me fly down on a snow board (it was super new back then), and my head landed just like this dude and i was like in loony toons w/ my feet sticking up and she thought i was dead, cuz i didn't move for 5 seconds.
then i somehow got up and skied down the rest of the mountain... man what i wouldn't trade for my 18yr old body.
then i somehow got up and skied down the rest of the mountain... man what i wouldn't trade for my 18yr old body.
- 1
- 1
TBT-TheBigToe
<Rickshaw Potatoes>
- 10,208
- 30,120
Fucker
Log Wizard
- 12,703
- 28,884
Well, at least we now know where you got your spelling and grammar skills from.
- 2
- 1
- 1
- 12,774
- 49,772
When you go in for an outpatient surgery to get masses removed from your left leg... But somehow get home and actually don't feel like you need to be bedridden for a week, and in fact feel good, and you definitely know that even through your groin looks like you somehow went between 2nd and 3rd base with an angry racoon.. this is still the highlight of your week.
Burren
Ahn'Qiraj Raider
- 4,374
- 5,912
Have had the worst sore throat the last week and a half and I can’t tell if it’s a cold or this fucking machine I have to use. I’m sleeping terrible and swallowing to eat is painful. Can’t go to gym, not trying hard at work, no libido. I’m a cranky fucker when I don’t feel well.
Fogel
Mr. Poopybutthole
- 13,187
- 52,276
Maybe give your throat a rest and use the fucking machine on your ass?
- 2
- 2
Burren
Ahn'Qiraj Raider
- 4,374
- 5,912
ToeMissile
Pronouns: zie/zhem/zer
- 3,183
- 2,070
This stuff is great, the hand stuff too.when youre waiting for amazon to deliver your crackling skin fixer
Lanx
<Prior Amod>
- 65,490
- 147,888
yea i have the hand stuff for the winter and i tested it on 1 foot and it worked great, now normal looking foot vs. scaley foot
idk if theres a difference between hand vs. feet cream but reviews says there is, so couldn't hurt
Fucker
Log Wizard
- 12,703
- 28,884
Sounds like Marburg virus to me. No need to pack your bags to go to the hospital; they don't allow carry-ons in the after life.
- 1
- 1
