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Haus

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When you recognize that at the age of 14, if I went back 40 years it would have been at the end of World War 2. If I went back 40 years now, it would have been when I was 14.........
Me telling people about music I liked in high school today is the same time dilation as when I was in high school and people told me about remembering the INVENTION OF ROCK AND ROLL.
 
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Chanur

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Someone I held as a baby is going off to university this week.
This was for me two weeks ago. My niece. I still remember her sitting on my knee as a kid. Warms my heart to see her doing well.
 
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Sevens

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Canes suck, walking sticks are where its at

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And I'm in my mid 50 and walk everywhere with a back pack and my wide brimmed hat

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Chukzombi

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how does poirot keep his shoes and white clothes so clean while walking around in that red dirt? He must use that flyswatter to create a shield around himself.
shoes are possibly patent leather which is pretty smooth and stays shiny. the slacks and jacket may get dusty, but with that beige/off white color, you wouldnt be able to see it very well.
 
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Hoss

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shoes are possibly patent leather which is pretty smooth and stays shiny. the slacks and jacket may get dusty, but with that beige/off white color, you wouldnt be able to see it very well.

This isn't the 'ask a faggot thread'
 

Hoss

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or you can be Hoss and leave no room for doubt.

Proof that even a broken clock is right twice a day. astr0 is finally right about something. There's no doubt that I'm super straight.


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YKYGOW you can't sleep all night spooning your wife without your hip hurting the next morning. Or maybe it's because I'm fat. But it's probably a little bit of both.
 

Palum

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Proof that even a broken clock is right twice a day. astr0 is finally right about something. There's no doubt that I'm super straight.


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YKYGOW you can't sleep all night spooning your wife without your hip hurting the next morning. Or maybe it's because I'm fat. But it's probably a little bit of both.
It's just your mattress