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Chukzombi

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Did it come with a matching cane? You and Chuk will have a lot to talk about now.
i will crawl on the ground like a snail before i carry a cane. flat caps are very popular in this part of the US. i guess that makes me a hipster. my GF is a hipster so i might as well join in. 44 yr old middle aged woman and she talks about whats on tik tok and walks around with a backpack.
 
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lurkingdirk

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44 yr old middle aged woman and she talks about whats on tik tok and walks around with a backpack.

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Izo

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i will crawl on the ground like a snail before i carry a cane. flat caps are very popular in this part of the US. i guess that makes me a hipster. my GF is a hipster so i might as well join in. 44 yr old middle aged woman and she talks about whats on tik tok and walks around with a backpack.

You will smoke it and like it.
 

Chukzombi

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You will smoke it and like it.
-laughs in pipe tobacco- dude, ive been smoking a tobacco pipe since i was 25. i have well over a hundred of them. i'm an old timey person. i still wear a wristwatch , wear undershirts and carry a hankie with me everywhere i go. you know how hard it is to find cotton handkerchiefs nowadays? i just bought a waffle iron. not an electric one either. this.
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my stove waffles will make you cum in your pants. they are so good.
 
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Narac01

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Stove waffles sounds like it should be a euphemism for something, what that something is I don't know.
 
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Hoss

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44 is only middle aged if you plan to die at 88. I'm not hitting middle aged till 60.
 
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Izo

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I actually have a few pipes. But I smoke them rarely. Mostly due to me forgetting about it and the pipe tobacco goes super dry. Its nice during a varm summer night.
Chukzombi Chukzombi
Did you guys puy on your glasses and check the link? It's a cane. With a detachable pipe in the handle (!). My dudes it's the ultimate old guy thing.
 
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Chukzombi

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Chukzombi Chukzombi
Did you guys puy on your glasses and check the link? It's a cane. With a detachable pipe in the handle (!). My dudes it's the ultimate old guy thing.
no, i didnt click the link. if i was going to pick a cane. i would only buy one. thats Barnabus Collins's cane with the silver wolf's head.
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Mahes

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When you recognize that at the age of 14, if I went back 40 years it would have been at the end of World War 2. If I went back 40 years now, it would have been when I was 14.........
 
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