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Mahes

Mahes

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Burren said:
You all need to get a sleep study done
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I am also a side sleeper. My anxiety level tends to make it more difficult to sleep so I take certain medications for it. I can fall asleep on my back but I have to be sick or exhausted to do it. If not, I will usually wake myself up as I start to snore. I cannot sleep on my stomach as my neck muscles would lock up from remaining in a side position for so long.

One other thing I do for comfort involves how I sleep with my blankets. I tend to leave one leg above and one below the covers. Its kind of like a radiator in that it helps me not to be too hot or too cold.
 
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Mahes said:
I am also a side sleeper. My anxiety level tends to make it more difficult to sleep so I take certain medications for it. I can fall asleep on my back but I have to be sick or exhausted to do it. If not, I will usually wake myself up as I start to snore. I cannot sleep on my stomach as my neck muscles would lock up from remaining in a side position for so long.

One other thing I do for comfort involves how I sleep with my blankets. I tend to leave one leg above and one below the covers. Its kind of like a radiator in that it helps me not to be too hot or too cold.
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You know you old when sleeping has configurations, rules, and systems. I have to switch back and forth between sleeping on my back and sleeping on my left side. Can't sleep on my right side or my shoulder gets all fucked up. I old.
 
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loudgas

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been drug free my whole life, but started having a couple of these an hour or so before bed and I get a pretty solid sleep...

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Izo

Izo

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loudgas said:
been drug free my whole life, but started having a couple of these an hour or so before bed and I get a pretty solid sleep...

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Next step is sure to follow, Hippie :D
 
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Mahes

Mahes

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loudgas said:
been drug free my whole life, but started having a couple of these an hour or so before bed and I get a pretty solid sleep...

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I would gladly take an edible or vape some pot before going to bed if I could. Living in Georgia makes that a little difficult in that I work for a city government. I wish they would at least allow full prescription capability in this state instead of the super limited one. With a prescription, I might be able to get around the random testing similar to how prescription Oxycontin can.
 
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Myself and an old friend used the term "demo disc" tonight..
 
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Goatface

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washing my hands after working under my truck, notice a dark streak in my beard. thinking wtf did i get on it this time. turns out it was last strains of natural color left
 
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Void

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I'm not totally sure this goes here, but it seems the most appropriate.

When I play music on my computer, I always pause (stop) the music before closing the app. Because somewhere deep down I equate it to stopping the cd or cassette or record before turning off the stereo.
 
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Chukzombi

Chukzombi

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Goatface said:
washing my hands after working under my truck, notice a dark streak in my beard. thinking wtf did i get on it this time. turns out it was last strains of natural color left
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i have been getting grays in my beard since i was 17, it turned mostly gray by the time i was 40. i get those dark patches and just said fuck it. now i dye my beard. i dont like that either because my natural beard color had black with reddish brown in it. i dont want pitch black because its unnatural, but they dont make mixed color beard dye.
 
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Chukzombi

Chukzombi

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When you're holding your phone and somebody else's phone rings, has a different ringtone but you still look at your phone to make sure it's not your phone ringing.
 
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Conefed

Conefed

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When you realize all your stories took place before your coworkers were born
 
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