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Yeah, I added an overhead light above my recliner for when I'm reading.
That sentence made me feel so old I can't stand it.
That sentence made me feel so old I can't stand it.
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You know you're getting old when.....
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Hoss
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So that just means I'm on my way to needing readers? no macular degeneration or some other bullshit of the sort?
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Karen
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Ugh... Yeah, had my eyes checked 2 weeks ago and my doc said in the next couple years I'll need them.
Palum
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You can stand it? You have one of those recliners that lifts you out if it too??
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Hoss
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mentally and emotionally, I'm still 23. So I'll never need readers.
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RobXIII
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I first noticed this when trying to read the expiration date on the tip of a toothpaste tube. Felt like trying to read something in a dream, WTF was wrong with me? Totally normal for old bastards apparently. I still bring a mini flashlight for the tiny router / switch print in those dark comms closets
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Lanx
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soon...
i have one eye that is near sighted and 1 eye that is far sighted, my prescription hasn't changed but my eye doctor gave me two prescriptions 1 for driving (i actually don't need glasses cuz 1 eye is 20/20 but it does help w/ night driving) and 1 for reading.
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soon...
i have one eye that is near sighted and 1 eye that is far sighted, my prescription hasn't changed but my eye doctor gave me two prescriptions 1 for driving (i actually don't need glasses cuz 1 eye is 20/20 but it does help w/ night driving) and 1 for reading.
Could have gotten bifocals, or even bifocal contacts. My wife has bifocal contacts, and she often only wears the one she needs for reading.
Lanx
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i just walked past the eye/ear station in costco, it's a free exam...
not 1 patient w/ hair color tho
Lambourne
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Is this an online / home test? I'd be extremely doubtful of the results. I get my hearing tested for work yearly and they stick you in a soundproof cabin with a special calibrated headset. I don't see how you'd replicate any of that at home.
Some loss is normal but it depends on the frequency range where the loss is how much it will impact your life (understanding speech is the major issue)
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Within the past few weeks I've had to pull my glasses up to read some things or hold my phone further away. FUCKsoon...
i have one eye that is near sighted and 1 eye that is far sighted, my prescription hasn't changed but my eye doctor gave me two prescriptions 1 for driving (i actually don't need glasses cuz 1 eye is 20/20 but it does help w/ night driving) and 1 for reading.
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I decided about 15 years ago that I wouldn’t consider myself old until I can’t do an unsupported hand stand. Realized while typing this up that I hadn’t tried one in a while…… still got it. Definitely less comfortable than it used to be though.
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