You know you're getting old when.....
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Izo
Tranny Chaser
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Izo
Tranny Chaser
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Jesus. Do Paracetamol + Ibuprofen. Stay away from opioids. There's enough zombies on this board, fren.
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Not me , I have a British wife/ in-laws.damn dude i had to google that paracetamol
so is that what they call it in foreign ville while we call it acetaminophen in america land?
also
(but i mean of course just buy the pills separate in bulk obviously)
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On your head? No biggie. Had that happening in my late 20's. The impact moment is discovering the first gray hair... elsewhere....
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Conefed
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Blemish, pimples etc never seem to recover. Permanent red mark
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Lol she did that one time . One time. ' I'm going to make us beans on toast ' ................fuck that shit.
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Siliconemelons
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They still have the bbq pizza in some places and its stupid good.
There was a dine in hut connected to my neighborhood - it was staffed by this ancient lady who would be the nicest thing to customers by openly crap talk the kitchen staff.. and they dished it right back at her, it was hallarious.
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Doctors Confirm Life After Age 35 Is Just Endless Cycle Of Dieting And Back Pain Until You Die
U.S.—According to medical professionals, people turning 35 years of age enter a new phase of life characterized by an endless cycle of dieting and back pain until the merciful release of death.
babylonbee.com
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Not sure if this goes here or not, but since it's "reading glasses adjacent" I'm putting it here anyways.
I've had to have readers for a while now (over 10 years). But had issues with intermittent headaches. I always just assumed it was my eyes getting tired of focusing through readers. Someone noticed at one point that I had those long indentions on the sides of my head where the arms of the glasses go and they're pretty deep. They mentioned if I had thought about wider glasses.
I had never thought those even were a thing..... Now one order from Amazon later a whole day with them on and no headache...
For comparison purposes, these are around 10% wider than my old readers.
At the risk of a "who has the biggest fucking head" thread derail... Yes my head has a 24.5 inch circumference. Which I knew because I've never been able to wear "one size fits all" caps/hats...
I've had to have readers for a while now (over 10 years). But had issues with intermittent headaches. I always just assumed it was my eyes getting tired of focusing through readers. Someone noticed at one point that I had those long indentions on the sides of my head where the arms of the glasses go and they're pretty deep. They mentioned if I had thought about wider glasses.
I had never thought those even were a thing..... Now one order from Amazon later a whole day with them on and no headache...
For comparison purposes, these are around 10% wider than my old readers.
At the risk of a "who has the biggest fucking head" thread derail... Yes my head has a 24.5 inch circumference. Which I knew because I've never been able to wear "one size fits all" caps/hats...
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It's like in WoW when they have to change an achievement into a feat of strength.
Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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I don't know what the actual measurement is on my head, but my hat size is 7 & 3/4. One size fits all never fits me either. Now, if the hat is one size fits all LARGE, then it will work. For baseball caps, I like the flexfit L/XL.
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Traditional hat size I'm a 7-5/8. I know this because of purchasing a really nice Rangers cap after they won the World Series.
Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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Now I'm wondering if the entire council of hos has big heads.
@hossix ?
Wait, who is the third member? @a_skeleton_07?
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Hosix
rounds out the council... Maybe head size is just part of the curse we must bear with our duties...