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Chesire_sl

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When you move multiple boxes of assorted junk across the globe twice , and you have no fucking clue what any of it is. You keep it just in case , besides the tax donkeys are paying for the pack and ship , so who gives a fuck )
 
Aaron

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Vvoid_sl said:
When you realize that the "future" of The Running Man is only 3 years away, and Blade Runner only 5.
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I see you that and raise you:

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eltool

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Refresh_sl said:
.... when you walk into a room, on a mission, forget why in the fuck you went in there, and just stand in the middle of the room for five minutes trying to figure it out.
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Fkn this,even worse when you walk upstairs for something and can't remember what it was,only remembering when you go back down.
 
Greyform

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I feel old every time I fill out any online form that has a pull down menu for the "year you were born" and have to scroll two thirds of the fucking way down until I get to the year I was born.
 
Sutekh

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Greyform_sl said:
I feel old every time I fill out any online form that has a pull down menu for the "year you were born" and have to scroll two thirds of the fucking way down until I get to the year I was born.
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You can tell you're really fucking old because you scroll instead of just typing "19xx".
 
Xequecal

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Sacel_sl said:
Technology has made a shift where everything seems to have lost its intuitiveness. It takes significant amount of time to get anything done with new technology, when I distinctly remember in the past being able to do this stuff quickly and easily. I used to live on computer; now it just rages me and there are days where I don't even turn it on - newer computers don't stay running like older ones did.
This post was destined for Rustled Jimmies, but the end result is what's most frustrating: Not understanding or being able to use new technology makes me feel old; it makes me feel like the old folks I laughed at when I was young.
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To be honest, I don't know how anyone used that old analog tech that didnt have software controls without daily catastrophes. You know, the kind where if you tell it to drain Well A through Tube #2, it will do it even if Well A is under pressure and Tube #2 isn't actually hooked up to anything. Nowadays it will just refuse to work rather than spraying boiling formalin into your face.
 
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Pennilenko

Silver Knight of the Realm
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When all your body hair goes away mysteriously except for your nose and ear hair, which begins growing ten times faster than your hair ever did in your life.
 
spronk

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this trailer for a new TV show premiering in 2 weeks will make you feel old, guaranteed

 
Namon

Namon

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spronk_sl said:
this trailer for a new TV show premiering in 2 weeks will make you feel old, guaranteed

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Holy shit what would the point to that show be? That's like trying to get chocolate cake without sugar or chocolate. That'd probably be much better if it was on HBO or something where they could actually show something more than them wrapped up in sheets all the time.
 
Sutekh

Sutekh

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Namon_sl said:
Holy shit what would the point to that show be? That's like trying to get chocolate cake without sugar or chocolate. That'd probably be much better if it was on HBO or something where they could actually show something more than them wrapped up in sheets all the time.
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You know I've actually had a really good sugarless chocolate cake before.
 
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