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Aaron

Aaron

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Just found a centimetre long hair growing out of my ear. It's grey to boot. I should probably start shopping around for walkers and adult nappies. The end must be neigh!
 
a c i d.f l y

a c i d.f l y

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aaron_sl said:
Just found a centimetre long hair growing out of my ear. It's grey to boot. I should probably start shopping around for walkers and adult nappies. The end must be neigh!
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Fucking ear hairs, man. They're doused in earwax, so they're hard as fuck to pull with tweezers. A long curly one grows out of my right ear every few months.
 
Conefed

Conefed

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Cliche but true: Walk near/see bathroom or initially go in just to wash your hands, "Well, while I'm here I might as well go." "While I'm pissing, I might as well shit."
I barely even piss standing up any more, because I know a shit isn't ever too far away.
 
Kreugen

Kreugen

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I have one hair that grows out of my ear lobe. Thing is like The Fly.

Also, hair on my big toes.

Googly goo-goo.
 
Hoss

Hoss

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How old do I have to be before I can start telling kids to speak up?

Been working with a guy for 2 weeks in a noisy environment (room full of servers) who mumbles. Apparently I'm a lip reader by the way. About half the time that I understood him, I don't know how I did it. Lip reading is the only explanation.
 
Aaron

Aaron

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...there is a horrific shooting on live TV and the most shocking thing about it is how young the victims are, inspite of having been professionals in their job for years. They seem like children almost!
 
Joeboo

Joeboo

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These movies debuted this week, 20 years ago

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Jx3

Jx3

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Commented on one of my students Nirvana shirt, they told me it was their favorite classic rock band.
 
iannis

iannis

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HAHA, UR OLD.

I saw a young black kid listening to Pearl Jam.

WHAT IN THE UNHOLY FUCK???

Also, one of the girls was listening to R.E.M. and I told her about the one time I saw them when they came through Hillsborough. She goes, "Wow. You're way older than I thought."

Sort of a compliment and an insult at the same time? I was confused.
 
Heylel

Heylel

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When all the porn stars you fapped to in college are either dead, retired, or have kids.
 
Gravy

Gravy

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When most of the stuff in the rustled jimmies thread doesn't rustle your jimmies any more.
 
Joeboo

Joeboo

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Heylel_sl said:
When all the porn stars you fapped to in college are either dead, retired, or have kids.
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Or when you check out the MILF section, not because you like older women, but because those women look about your own age :/
 
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