You know you're getting old when.....

lurkingdirk · Jul 2, 2018

a c i d.f l y said:
When 9pm seems like a reasonable time to go to bed. Also, I woke up and was active by 8am this Saturday and Sunday. What the fuck.

I never sleep through 5 am. On very rare occasions, I can fall asleep again, but I typically get up at 5 and start my day. It's not bad. I make coffee, go to the shop, read or watch some news, read, work on whatever woodworking project I've got going on, and have a bunch of things done before the rest of my family is up for breakfast.

But there are days I'd love to be able to sleep until noon.

a c i d.f l y · Jul 2, 2018

Even if I'd slept 4 hours a night for two weeks in a row, I'd still be up at 8am on a Saturday, laying in bed, wishing I could sleep another half day, even if I don't actually crawl out of bed until noon...

Synj · Jul 2, 2018

a c i d.f l y said:
Even if I'd slept 4 hours a night for two weeks in a row, I'd still be up at 8am on a Saturday, laying in bed, wishing I could sleep another half day, even if I don't actually crawl out of bed until noon...

Was in Vegas a couple weekends ago, went to sleep around 230am both nights, up at 700.

a c i d.f l y · Jul 2, 2018

Synj said:
Was in Vegas a couple weekends ago, went to sleep around 230am both nights, up at 700.

Reminds me of the last time I went with bros, and I was pacing the balcony or the casino floor smoking cigs waiting for them to wake the fuck up.

Hoss · Jul 4, 2018

You're chatting with people IRL and the conversation casually turns to bathroom habits. Not only are you old but you hang out with old people. For real a guy was showing me pictures from a vacation he just took and was like "Yeah if you ever go you want this boat because they have bathroom facilities on board. I had to look hard to find a boat with a bathroom cause at 9 AM every day no matter what ..." And I was like "Yeah for me it's ..."

a c i d.f l y · Jul 5, 2018

Oblio · Jul 6, 2018

When you wake up and it is your 42nd Birthday. Fuck where did the last 20 years go?

Terial · Jul 6, 2018

you take a piss and you think to yourself.... Ahhhhh sometimes there is nothing like a good piss

Izo · Jul 6, 2018

Getting up and having to piss in the middle of the night. When did my bladder stop being a reservoir for piss and instead turn into a little bitch? Damn.

Haus · Jul 6, 2018

Izo said:
Getting up and having to piss in the middle of the night. When did my bladder stop being a reservoir for piss and instead turn into a little bitch? Damn.

At the risk of summoning

Lanx ... Might get the ol T level checked. One of the things that stopped when I started augmenting was middle of the night piss breaks.

Sludig · Jul 6, 2018

Think you mean synj

Hoss · Jul 6, 2018

They all look alike

Izo · Jul 6, 2018

Haus said:
At the risk of summoning Lanx ... Might get the ol T level checked. One of the things that stopped when I started augmenting was middle of the night piss breaks.

Kuriin Does this mean I can get a more intense prostate orgasm?

Gamma Rays · Jul 8, 2018

Every now and then I get a little bit nervous that the best of all the years have gone by.

Turn around.

Ronaan · Jul 9, 2018

When you're seriously talking to your wife about having a finger up your butt sometime this year because 45 seems to be the magic mark where you start doing that.

Burren · Jul 9, 2018

Ronaan said:
When you're seriously talking to your wife about having a finger up your butt sometime this year because 45 seems to be the magic mark where you start doing that.

Actually, you'll be asleep for the procedure and they'll use a tiny camera on a wire. But, I gotcha bro.

Ronaan · Jul 9, 2018

Burren said:
Actually, you'll be asleep for the procedure and they'll use a tiny camera on a wire. But, I gotcha bro.

Well that doesn't sound fun at all. I thought I might find a new hobby.

Jait · Jul 9, 2018

Fuck that noise. We can send people to Mars. Solve the god damned 4” between my culo and prostate without penetration. It’s the only reason I made lawful decisions for 42 years.

Wtf men doctors I thought we were bros.

lurker · Jul 9, 2018

Burren said:
Actually, you'll be asleep for the procedure and they'll use a tiny camera on a wire. But, I gotcha bro.

I think we're talking about two different procedures. You don't sleep through one of them.

a c i d.f l y · Jul 9, 2018

Prostate exam involves a finger up your butt. Colorectal exam involves a camera on a long tube that sprays air as it goes up your butt, and you'll be farting all day afterward. You also have to consume a water mixture that makes you shit your guts out all night before the procedure. They're both not a whole lot of fun. Having a desk job, hemorrhoids are pretty regular, even with a fancy pants spring memory foam padded Serta chair. Ass pain and Prep H are just something I live with now.

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