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Hoss

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Haus said:
OK, I just need to post this somewhere. But I had my "maybe not ancient" moment today. Full disclosure, I turn 50 in a few weeks. Ever since I had a minor cardiac scare a few years back (and was diagnosed with a low resting heart rate, and a mildly underperforming 4th chamber) I've been on twice a year cardiologist visits.

GOt an Echo-cardiagram today. My heart is actually now outperforming the expectation for my age by about 10%. I still weigh about the same, have around the same activity level, haven't changed significantly in anything. Cardio Dr can't actually explain it, but looked over everything and suggested I not worry about 6 months, just come back in a year and call him if anything interesting happens.

Small victories
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Weird. similar to my testosterone levels that I mentioned in another thread. After something like a decade of them being low, they're suddenly back in the normal range. I haven't done a treatment for it in at least 5 years, and the treatments were't making a difference.
 
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j00t

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sometimes when i finish a gaming session, when i put the controller down my fingers hurt. =(
 
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Jorren

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a c i d.f l y said:
Haven't masturbated in weeks. Zero desire to fuck. Still look at ass loads of porn for some reason. Dunno. It's no longer an invigorating thing and more like trying to find an idealistic form or image rather than sensation. Even that is starting to feel grossly empty.
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Been like this for a while for me. It is rare that I get turned on by much lately. I mostly do it to keep the ole prostate in shape. RIP Libido :confused:
 
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goishen

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When you know more about the internet than you should.

IRC, FTP, TELNET, MUD's, News groups.

A few of which are still around, but fuck. I'll be damned if I visit them everyday. And you'd be surprised, bring it up to a millennial and just watch their face.
 
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Jorren said:
Been like this for a while for me. It is rare that I get turned on by much lately. I mostly do it to keep the ole prostate in shape. RIP Libido :confused:
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Dont worry, Im still jerking off 4-5 times a day to make up for you.l
 
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Xarpolis

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I have a somewhat oldschool ICQ number. I'm not prestigious enough for a 6-digit one, but I'm 2444457. That's right, four 4's in a row.
 
RobXIII

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Xarpolis said:
I have a somewhat oldschool ICQ number. I'm not prestigious enough for a 6-digit one, but I'm 2444457. That's right, four 4's in a row.
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19940222 I think. I guess I was a late comer, and have no idea why I remember it. Was around 96-99 I think when I used it the most. It was like a reverse porn ad, girls that actually existed in my area messaged me out of the blue, and I met up with a few lol.

The lack of libido posts terrify me a bit, I know it'll happen to all of us eventually. One day you will have your last fap /depressed

How old are you? :p
 
a c i d.f l y

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Xarpolis said:
I have a somewhat oldschool ICQ number. I'm not prestigious enough for a 6-digit one, but I'm 2444457. That's right, four 4's in a row.
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15442834. I had a 6 digit one but that's been lost to time. My uncle had a fuckin low 4 digit user as one of the first...

I'm 37. It's likely do the quantity of alcohol I'm consuming, but I've drank like a fish since I was 21... maybe it's the weight? Been at 220 for several years tho. No, it's the kid. Definitely the kid. They're the best contraceptive.
 
Xarpolis

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I'm also 37 (38 in ten days), but I've never had a HUGE libido. I mean, I like sex, but it doesn't drive my life. I have two kids, but that's just because we wanted more and weren't on any form of BC. Even as a teen, I was content jerking off maybe a total of 3 times a week. As an adult, if I fuck once a month I'm content. Sure, more is good, but it doesn't drive me like it seems to do with other people.
 
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My wife and I were usually weekly, and I could reload twice most times. Going for less than 30 minutes was rare. After she got pregnant, shit took a serious nose dive... I worry about the relationship, but we're fine, I just give fuck all about plowing.

Btw, Bang, the energy drink, that shit'll rile be up enough to blow twice, but it's like 5min rabbit sessions and feels like I'm wasting my wife's time, heh.
 
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I've also been a single ejaculate type of person. In my entire life (even when really horny as a teen), I've only gotten off once a night. After that, I'm good.
 
Bubbles

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seeing the below image reminded me that I used to LP (that's long play for you) record Beverly Hills 90210 episodes on vhs because I thought Tiffani Amber Thiessen was hot as fuck.

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Siliconemelons

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I guess I am broken from the internet. But I always want sex. Wanking it on the average of twice a day- like brushing my teeth, morning and night.

I never really thought of me having abnormal or high drive. Wife and I sex on average 4 -5 times a week. Depending on her mood sometimes more and when she is on a roll 2 times a day, 3 is rare but happen.

Pregnancy times she is wanting it more than usual so I enjoy those times.

She just abhors BJs, so the is that :( sometimes I wanna be lazy and just get sucked..
 
RobXIII

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Xadion said:
She just abhors BJs, so the is that :( sometimes I wanna be lazy and just get sucked..
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Damn, is she in decent shape? I'll trade! She loves BJs, but (and this probably belongs in rustled jimmies thread) I can't get her to get back into shape. I'm shallow when it comes to that, so being somewhat in shape is 100% the most important thing to me, all others second. Not super overweight or I'd move on, but enough so I'm not interested. To be honest I feel too old to move on anyway QQ
 
Fucker

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You know you are getting old when The Brady Bunch Movie is now an old movie.
 
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