You know you're getting old when.....

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I sit to pee when I'm at home because it's gonna be a while.

Thanks prostate.
 
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iannis

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I look in the drawer see an aspirin bottle and go "yeah, probably should take one". Not because I have a headache...
 
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Foler

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lurkingdirk said:
Did you know that when airline stewardesses fart as they are walking down the plane aisle they call it cropdusting? It's a real thing.
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Same thing when someone farts on the skydiving plane on the way up. One of the cons of being first out the door. TJT TJT knows all too well I'm sure 😂
 
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latheboy

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I used to have the most perfect eye sight, like holding fine work right up to my face to see minor details.
Now at the age of 42 I can't see clearly anything closer than 250mm (10" for you weirdo people) .... I don't think i'm getting old, I just think my eyes are tired.
My dad told me years ago, the plan is to die young as late as possible … he is 70 and acts like a 14 yr kid... I am my fathers son haha...
 
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Borzak

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When your friends have daughters that are 21+ and for a split second.......well anyway I'm old.

Yes I'm officially old. Checking out my friends daughters, they're all 21-30. I'm old.
 
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iannis

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Did that once at work having lunch at work. A hot little thing walked by and I go, "God damn, are those even pants?". Woman I'm eating with goes, " that's Karen's daughter".

Lol. Thinking quickly I salvaged the situation with, "well Karen's got her work cut out for her then!"

Chris Hansen avoided.
 
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Borzak

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I made double sure they were 18. First things first.

I'm old enough now that my frieds that have a kid 18 or younger were really late.
 
Aamry

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Borzak said:
I made double sure they were 18. First things first.

I'm old enough now that my frieds that have a kid 18 or younger were really late.
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I'm old enough now that my son has more of a chance with an 18 year old than I do.
 
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Leon

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Sleeping is an afterthought.

3 hours of tennis, tired as a motherfucker, go to bed at 10, wide awake at 1 am,

Now it's 9:30 am and I want to die. And everything fucking hurts.


Fuck getting old
 
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Izo

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Used to love night shifts. Now I'm knackered in the morning no matter what I do. Should've gone with a different line of work.
 
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Lambourne

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I ended up listening to some jazz on youtube and thought "this is actually kind of neat".
 
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Hoss

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I forgot to jerk off last night. When I remembered I was already in bed and said "fuck it I'll catch up tomorrow"
 
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Louis

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Just ran 6 fullcourt basketball games back to back. Probably the most Ive played in 3 or 4 years by a long shot. Pretty Pretttyy sure my body is shutting down as I type this. RIP
 
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iannis

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On the postitive side, I have much better poops than I used to.

Being forced to eat like an actual human being and not rely soley on my ability to power through has made my innards work better.
 
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Chukzombi

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you know you're getting old when the girl you thought was the hottest woman of the 90s
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looks like this now
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Jorren

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When your gaming pals complain about being old and they have not hit 40 or 50 yet...
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Janx

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latheboy said:
I used to have the most perfect eye sight, like holding fine work right up to my face to see minor details.
Now at the age of 42 I can't see clearly anything closer than 250mm (10" for you weirdo people) .... I don't think i'm getting old, I just think my eyes are tired.
My dad told me years ago, the plan is to die young as late as possible … he is 70 and acts like a 14 yr kid... I am my fathers son haha...
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Fucking same way now at 44 =/ Try and hold something close and my eyes wont be on the same page. Individually they see fine up close but together they just will..not..focus. That said at least I aged well I guess. People keep forgetting i'm in my 40s. Had a TMNT shirt on at work and a lady walking the other day told me I probably wasnt even born yet when TMNT was big.
 
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