You know you're getting old when.....

Jorren

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I bought a bunch of cheap reading glasses and just scattered them around home and work just in case. Also, have a flexible credit card size magnifier in my wallet for when I am caught out and about.
 
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loudgas

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I bought a bunch of cheap reading glasses and just scattered them around home and work just in case. Also, have a flexible credit card size magnifier in my wallet for when I am caught out and about.
Same here even down to the wallet magnifier!
 
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Synj

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Is wife gonna be in the mood later?

Better not jerk off or it might take an hour.

Update: my discipline paid off, came in 6 minutes! 👍
 
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Aaron

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you know you're getting old when the girl you thought was the hottest woman of the 90s
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looks like this now
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Time has not been kind to many of the hotties of the 90s. I Googled a few of them last weekend cos I was curious. Big mistake!
 
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Chukzombi

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Time has not been kind to many of the hotties of the 90s. I Googled a few of them last weekend cos I was curious. Big mistake!
Many of them just got fatter, but in rarer cases like this, they went from ultimate cutie to demonoid.
 

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You respond to hearing about a complaint from a (bad) 24-yo employee (employed less than 6 months) who feels that a supervisor was mean to him with "You're kidding me, right?"
 

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You respond to hearing about a complaint from a (bad) 24-yo employee (employed less than 6 months) who feels that a supervisor was mean to him with "You're kidding me, right?"

... Then 2 weeks later YOU'RE written up by corporate for being insensitive to his hostile work environment.
 
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slippery

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You respond to hearing about a complaint from a (bad) 24-yo employee (employed less than 6 months) who feels that a supervisor was mean to him with "You're kidding me, right?"
This is the real sign the world has gone right the fuck down the shitter
 

Malakriss

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This is the real sign the world has gone right the fuck down the shitter
If the kid is still employed after that, that would the sign. The complaint is simply the sign of an idiot who didn't have to go through natural selection (yet).
 

Hoss

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Time has not been kind to many of the hotties of the 90s. I Googled a few of them last weekend cos I was curious. Big mistake!

My dream girl in the 90's was raquel welch. She was born in 1940, so she was in her 50's at the time. Though to be fair, what I was lusting after were her playboy spreads done when she was 40 and 50 yrs old.

Still, she's holding up fairly well. Kinda hard to find a good representative pic with a woman like that. It's hard to tell how old the pics are and even if they are recent, how photoshopped are they? I'm guessing this one wasn't touched up too much because of the skin on the shoulder and boobs.



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When Fires of Heaven has more thread specific content policies than it does subforums.

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Hoss

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I just figured out today that the meaning of the word "Hack" has changed. Now it simply means anything millennials have just figured out. On the news this morning: House hacking. That's where you buy a house cheap, never live in it, then sell it or rent it for a profit. Or alternatively, buy a house bigger than you need and rent a room.

Back in my day, that was called being a fucking investor. House hacking was being able to control the alarm system and thermostat of someone else's house from your computer.
 
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Hoss

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Even in High school I thought the covers they provided that had advertisements all over were tasteless. I always used paper sacks.
 
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Johnny53

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When you rather jerk off to cam models, then go pick up a drugged out street whore and have her slam her disease riddled cock box up and down on your semi hard itchy excuse for a penis - cock
 
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