You know you're getting old when.....
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jeydax
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If your baby is an actual baby you can't be that old lol, sounds like you are suffering the affects of some hard living. There will be choices and sacrifices that will have to be made if you enjoy luxuries like sleep and a satisfying shit
If hard living is going to bed at 9:30pm after 3 beers then I guess I'm fucked.
We've narrowed the puking down to some BBQ we'd ordered the day before because the wife had the same issue.
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Caliane
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sounds like you pulled a muscle. not exactly the same as throwing out the back.
food poisoning is usually pretty quick. when you say bbq the day before, you mean, that night, then 3am is the next day? or, a full day prior? does sound like food poisoning, which will keep you from sleeping for sure.
food poisoning is usually pretty quick. when you say bbq the day before, you mean, that night, then 3am is the next day? or, a full day prior? does sound like food poisoning, which will keep you from sleeping for sure.
Rabbit_Games
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I'm not saying I'm old, but emojis give me hope that hieroglyphics are coming back.
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loudgas
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Isn't bbq sauce like ketchup and can live outside the fridge for months at a time? Maybe it was undercooked meat.
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Maybe, maybe not.... Depends on the type of sauce, vinegar based will do better outside the fridge. But some of sauces are molasses based, or essentially just really tangy tomato based, and those have sugars in them which bacteria feed on without the vinegar to keep it inhospitable to them. So it depends.
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Chukzombi
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here's a fun game to make us feel old. what cars did everyone use to learn how to drive and get their driver's license on?
i learned how to drive on a 1973 AMC Hornet
my best friend's first car. dude drives a Mercedes now, but he still misses his old beater. it never looked this nice, even when wet.
i got my license on a 1990 Nissan Sentra supplied by the driving school
i learned how to drive on a 1973 AMC Hornet
my best friend's first car. dude drives a Mercedes now, but he still misses his old beater. it never looked this nice, even when wet.
i got my license on a 1990 Nissan Sentra supplied by the driving school
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Chukzombi
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i loved the candy cigarettes. i dont think you can even get them here anymore. maybe its illegal.
when you blew into them a puff of sugar would blow out and it looked like smoke. you just got the one blow though.
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Furry
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You can still get them. I ordered some off of amazon a year or two ago as a gag gift.i loved the candy cigarettes. i dont think you can even get them here anymore. maybe its illegal.
when you blew into them a puff of sugar would blow out and it looked like smoke. you just got the one blow though.
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Edaw
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here's a fun game to make us feel old. what cars did everyone use to learn how to drive and get their driver's license on?
i learned how to drive on a 1973 AMC Hornet
my best friend's first car. dude drives a Mercedes now, but he still misses his old beater. it never looked this nice, even when wet.
i got my license on a 1990 Nissan Sentra supplied by the driving school
1968 Ford Econoline Van. 3 on the tree.
Was my father's he bought new the year I was born. He kept it in top shape and let me take it to college after my freshman year. Was awesome.
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Lanx
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i had a driving instructor in her car, it was a 90ish hyundai, when we went up hills she quickly went to turn off the ac or we'd stall. it was the same car i'd use for the test as well, she also put little "cheat" stickers on the rear windows to indicate when to back up and when to turn in.here's a fun game to make us feel old. what cars did everyone use to learn how to drive and get their driver's license on?
i learned how to drive on a 1973 AMC Hornet
my best friend's first car. dude drives a Mercedes now, but he still misses his old beater. it never looked this nice, even when wet.
i got my license on a 1990 Nissan Sentra supplied by the driving school
passed my first time so if it works, it works
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Hoss
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lurker
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I learned on several cars in Driver's Ed., but I only remember learning to drive a stick in a 71 Ford Torino with "3 on the tree".
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Sanrith Descartes
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I got taught in a 66 cutlass supreme with a 400 rocket. Fucker was a beast.
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