You know you're getting old when.....

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Gamma Rays said:
I notice now that when I've dropped something and I gotta pick it up.

Well, I find myself planning the moves, the down and back up, in advance, I need to be sure that the down move is fluid and smooth with perhaps a landing onto a single bent knee, but then the getting back up stage, I've got that worked out before even starting, I'll be sure there's some convenient solid place to grab a hold of, to assist in getting back up. Using my arms a little for strength assistance and balance.
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i had a period where i felt stiff and couldn't stretch, so i bought one of those yoga strappy things where you just stick your leg through and pull, worked like a charm, i think it even god rid of a nagging shoulder blade issue.
 
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Bought some likker yesterday and saw the sign saying "you must be born before *this date*" And I said, "Holy shit people born in 1999 can buy likker now? That can't be right.
 
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I think I pulled a muscle in my ass a while back. Fuck if I know how, but now it’s a recurring thing. Somewhere in the process of getting out of bed and going to sit in my chair all day then going back to bed, I managed to break my damn ass.
 
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Koushirou said:
I think I pulled a muscle in my ass a while back. Fuck if I know how, but now it’s a recurring thing. Somewhere in the process of getting out of bed and going to sit in my chair all day then going back to bed, I managed to break my damn ass.
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Stop sittin in your moms chair

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When your so old an lazy that during quarantine you say watching new shows you haven’t seen, or playing backlog games you own is too much work to get into, so you spend three weeks watching it’s always sunny episodes you’ve seen a dozen times on loop which surfing the net and napping.
 
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Breakdown said:
When your so old an lazy that during quarantine you say watching new shows you haven’t seen, or playing backlog games you own is too much work to get into, so you spend three weeks watching it’s always sunny episodes you’ve seen a dozen times on loop which surfing the net and napping.
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When Pornhub opens up free premium during the quarantine and you haven't even investigated yet and it is mid week 5 of working from home.

That's sad. I was sniffing out my Dad's porn stashes as soon as I understood what porn was and, erm, my responses to it. Now I am porn-lazy. Fuck age right in the ass, but I would be too lazy to search for a video of it.
 
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That's old? I just got my first one a few years ago.
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What do you do, put your phone in the cassette slot while it blue-tooth connects to your actual car sound system??

I know, i know, some of us still have CDs, cassettes and even 8 tracks, and some also have old cars they love. Just shttin' on you.

How about this one:

You know you are getting when you stop listening to FM music and start listening to AM Sports and News on your drives. That was me 10 years ago lol.

I was playing old Guitar Hero games over the weekend and came across this song:

Hey You - The Exies

Never heard it before, and it was the first song in a LONG time that I heard once and immediately loved. The last time this happened was this song :

Deadhead - Devin Townsend

which is now my new favorite song of all time.

Prior to that I am not sure I listened to a new song in 10 years....!?

Edit - While I was editing I accidentally pasted a couple new well production graphs I am working on into the post lol. Fucking computers, how do they work???
 
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Slaanesh69 said:
What do you do, put your phone in the cassette slot while it blue-tooth connects to your actual car sound system??

I know, i know, some of us still have CDs, cassettes and even 8 tracks, and some also have old cars they love. Just shttin' on you.

How about this one:

You know you are getting when you stop listening to FM music and start listening to AM Sports and News on your drives. That was me 10 years ago lol.
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In my primary daily driver, I would still have a cassette / CD if the tuner hadn't gone out and I couldn't get AM radio anymore. The FM tuner had given out a few years prior and while it annoyed me, it wasn't important enough to spend money on. Then I bought a new fangled radio that had blue tooth and was introduced to the wonders of podcasts. Now the only time I turn on the radio is for Rush's show (because he doesn't have a free podcast), and anytime I'm taking the car in for work. I don't want my podcast playing while I'm in the waiting room.

The car with the removable faceplate radio was a 2005 crown vic that I got maybe 5 years ago. It fucked up too and was replaced with another of those new fangled radios similar to the first. Basically I'm hooked on the bluetooth thing now so I can listen to some right wing shitlord podcasts. This shit is almost as good as shortwave back in the day, except this is on demand.

For me the FM music thing isn't age related. I just don't like most music and never have.
 
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