You know you're getting old when.....

Wuyley_sl

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You turn down sex with a hot 22 year old spinner because she lives an hour away.

You know your getting old when....
 
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Izo

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Aaron

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...you don't give a rats ass that some dude turned down sex with a hot 22 year old.
 
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Guurn

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...when 18 looks too young for you, and you know you have no shot at it anyhow.
 
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McCheese

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I have 3 younger cousins: 16, 13, and 11. At Thanksgiving I was talking to them and I could barely understand half the words coming out of their mouths. The slang that they used was completely foreign to me. This was the first time I was really struck by the "holy shit, you're not young anymore" feeling. I'm going to turn 30 in a couple months.
 
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ValkyrieIATD

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... when you stop giving a fuck about the difference between "your" and "you're"
 
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bixxby

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when your dick doesnt work anymore and you die of cancer
 
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imready2go

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... when you walk down a flight of stairs and your knees sound like a bowl of Rice Krispies.
 

Neki

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...when you cut yourself and it takes fucking ages to heal
 
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karma

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When you start to answer a question like this, and have to scroll back up to make sure you didn't already respond once.
 
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Soygen

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...when you fix the grammatical error in the thread's title.
 

Abefroman

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..when you realize that if they redid The Wonder Years that it would start in 1993.....