You know you're getting old when.....

Burren

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• Jan 3, 2014

• #41

If you see someone younger, you hate them just because you assume they're a dumbass punk.

 

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rasstapp_sl

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• Jan 3, 2014

• #42

..you go to bed before 12 and wake up before 8, on your day off...

 

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Simas_sl

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• Jan 3, 2014

• #43

a c i d.f l y_sl said:

Wake up more tired than you were when you went to sleep, even after a full night.

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That's a sign of sleep apnea. I know because I'm getting old.

 

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• Jan 3, 2014

• #44

.... when you walk into a room, on a mission, forget why in the fuck you went in there, and just stand in the middle of the room for five minutes trying to figure it out.

 

ShakyJake

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• Jan 3, 2014

• #45

Your primary computing device is a desktop computer.

 

Friday

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• Jan 3, 2014

• #46

...when hangovers start lasting longer than 24 hours no matter what you do.

 

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grimshaw_sl

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• Jan 3, 2014

• #47

When the hair starts to migrate from your scalp to your ears and nostrils.

 

Gankak

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• Jan 4, 2014

• #48

grimshaw_sl said:

When the hair starts to migrate from your scalp to your ears and nostrils.

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This.

 

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Mythas 5thboardnow

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• Jan 4, 2014

• #49

When milf porn is no longer a casual fetish because you start to feel creepy jerking it to an 18 yr old.

 

opiate82

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• Jan 4, 2014

• #50

The big one I have been noticing lately is "when all the doctors you visit are younger than you." Shit, I'm not even that old yet, fucking overachievers.

 

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Chesire_sl

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• Jan 4, 2014

• #51

When you look at attractive women and the first thing that comes to mind is checking her teeth. If those teeth don't come out , you won't even waste a few bucks on drinks for her .

 

OneofOne

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• Jan 4, 2014

• #52

When I listen to the stupid shit a few of my cousins say/shit they do, and I'm like "ug fucking kids today".

 

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Jobitz_sl

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• Jan 4, 2014

• #53

OneofOne_sl said:

When I listen to the stupid shit a few of my cousins say/shit they do, and I'm like "ug fucking kids today".

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Don't feel like you are getting old because of that. I was saying the same thing in my teens.
I feel old when I reach for a Tums after eating spicy food. What the hell happened to my cast iron stomach!?

 

badlok

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• Jan 4, 2014

• #54

grimshaw_sl said:

When the hair starts to migrate from your scalp to your ears and nostrils.

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I found my first ear hair because of this post

....and the second in the othe ear

 

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Picasso3

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• Jan 4, 2014

• #55

You say you're too tired to fuck.

 

Conefed

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• Jan 4, 2014

• #56

When you give directions based on landmarks that have ceased to exist for 10+ years.

 

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EvasiveGoose_sl

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• Jan 4, 2014

• #57

...when you wish people a Happy Festivus and then have to explain it's from a popular TV show.

I feel that'll die with our generation

 

Kreugen

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• Jan 4, 2014

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... when you DO remember when MTV had music

... when you realize how many motives and shows about the future are now set in the past

 

Gavinmad

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• Jan 4, 2014

• #59

...when you feel the urge to contribute to conversations about getting old.

 

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Tonic_sl

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• Jan 4, 2014

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rasstapp_sl said:

..you go to bed before 12 and wake up before 8, on your day off...

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