Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Palum
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My mom told my dad all she wants for Christmas is a mop, purely because she was being a passive aggressive smartass. Told him that for months. All he got her for Christmas that year was a mop. Dead serious. I learned a lot about relationships that Christmas.
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Palum
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We'll see all she wanted was car parts this year. Last weekend I'm upstairs wrapping shit and I'm like fuck I'm going to be installing all this shit in new socks.
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Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris.
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My wife asked for a vacuum and it's what she actually wanted!
Unfortunately, it was for me to use...
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Big Phoenix
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Women.
So I'm sitting in my office when someone knocks on my door. Say come in and it's the hypocritical coworker. She comes in and right up to me then drops a couple pieces of candy on my desk while saying "here you go". Doesn't say anything else as she walks out of my office.
Really one of the more bizarre things I've seen a woman do. To put into perspective two weeks ago this woman was sending me nudes telling me how much she wanted to bang, only to completely ignore me like a flip switched in her head.
So I'm sitting in my office when someone knocks on my door. Say come in and it's the hypocritical coworker. She comes in and right up to me then drops a couple pieces of candy on my desk while saying "here you go". Doesn't say anything else as she walks out of my office.
Really one of the more bizarre things I've seen a woman do. To put into perspective two weeks ago this woman was sending me nudes telling me how much she wanted to bang, only to completely ignore me like a flip switched in her head.
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Edaw
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We are going to need to know specifically what kind of candy it was. Details matter. There is a hidden message there.
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Big Phoenix
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We are going to need to know specifically what kind of candy it was. Details matter. There is a hidden message there.
The chocolate was pretty bloomed and combined with the more obscure varieties leads me to believe this is left over Halloween candy.
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