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  1. Jozu

    NBA 2022-23 Season Thread - Wembanyama Tank-A-Thon Is On!

    Happy for Joe Mazzula. He was getting fucking hammered in the media, even had guys on the team giving quotes about adjustments etc. Every talk show host on earth and every podcast was talking about Mazzula falling on his sword and taking the blame for the game 3 loss, he didnt have them ready to...
  2. Jozu

    Final Fantasy I-VI Pixel Remaster Series

    Talking about kissable, i thought it was pretty rad how Sabin was encouraging Cyan to get some action from a bar wench literally hours after the death of his wife and children.
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    Final Fantasy I-VI Pixel Remaster Series

    Lol My man. Who cares. I think kissable is a new legendary typo that is now a thing. Think about it, your talking top tier hot, not FUCKABLE, as in you would probably have sex with her, but NOT KISS her. There have been plenty women I scraped that I wouldnt kiss. So kissable is like maximum...
  4. Jozu

    Final Fantasy I-VI Pixel Remaster Series

    I never understood the 100% mindset. When I play through games I live in the moment and just play through whatever circumstances I am facing, even if missing a certain item is causing me to struggle. It makes finding awesome/useful items more gratifying when you do come across them, and makes...
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    Final Fantasy I-VI Pixel Remaster Series

    So, I Leaped on a mob called Valeor and he is maybe better than stray cat. His regular attack procs maybe 1 out of 3 attempts, which is a modest physical slashing attack and he also casts silence, but his main move is a multi stone throw that hits for 5-7k. He seems to be a rare spawn, as I...
  6. Jozu

    Final Fantasy I-VI Pixel Remaster Series

    That phone version or whatever looks cool as fuck, you can see Gau is wearing this yellow flinstones type sash with black triangles. Setzer looks cool too, the overall art style of the characters looks awesome I wish they would remake that version. I dont see how people would rather have...
  7. Jozu

    Final Fantasy I-VI Pixel Remaster Series

    This is what im talking about, my game im playing the sprites dont look like one in the middle, is this for a handheld or something?
  8. Jozu

    Final Fantasy I-VI Pixel Remaster Series

    Im confused as to what the pixel remaster is? I am playing it on steam, but the graphics dont look improved, as I saw screenshots of like a better looking Gau etc with crisper sprites? What is that version for? edit: The steam one im playing says it came out feb 2022 and when it loads it says...
  9. Jozu

    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    The problem is bad writers and bad storytelling, even in a game that you are remaking. Its incredible, how poor the lore has been in video games in general the last decade or so.
  10. Jozu

    Mortal Kombat 1

    Uhg. They could of just used 12. To go back to 1... whatever. 9 was phenomenal, I never played 10 and 11 was better than them all. I guess it doesnt matter. What are they gonna do for the following installment? Is it gonna be MK 2?
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    Mortal Kombat 1

    Why is it MK 1 all of the sudden? Its not an original MK remake or anything, was Mortal Kombat 12 or 13 just a bridge too far and they hit reset lol? Looks amazing.
  12. Jozu

    Final Fantasy I-VI Pixel Remaster Series

    Gau with stray cat rage and sniper scope is hilarious. Cant miss physical attack so cat scratch lands every time im just destroying everything for 1400-1600 looooool It also looks like Hero's Ring is increasing cat scratch attack power.
  13. Jozu

    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    49ers are favorites in 16 of their 17 games, the Eagles game being the only one they arent.
  14. Jozu

    NBA 2022-23 Season Thread - Wembanyama Tank-A-Thon Is On!

    Potatum with a 51 piece in a Game 7. Thats one way to quiet the he sucks in the postseason when it counts narrative.
  15. Jozu

    Succession

    Either going to be Kendall (the most logical and perhaps predictable choice, and now with Frank) or Shiv. Im not sure Tom is even a possibility...how could he be the "successor"? The only angle he has is blackmail with the Waystar skeletons and Greg with the shredded papers (which he doesnt even...
  16. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    lol Muhammad is so fucking stale. The guy sounds like a complete tool. He is so disinteresting, as a person and fighter. I really dont know how the Burns fight could have went any worse for him, considering he wont even get real credit for it as Gilbert was injured. Its hilarious that that...
  17. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    Sterling is one of the worse aspects of MMA. Im not sure who is worse Belal or him.
  18. Jozu

    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    Im happy for the kid, at least he didnt try to kiss a guy, I legit thought he was a fag. +1
  19. Jozu

    Succession

    Amazing fucking episode. The suspense was unbelievable, and a lot of the episode was funny aa fuck. And it looks like my expectations of Greg were not unfounded, as he finds himself as the number 1 guys number 1 going forward. Rest of season is gonna be insane.
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    Succession

    Great season so far, and it should only get better. My only disappointment is how they have handled Greg. I was interested to see some actual growth from his character, but they have portrayed him as a bumbling idiot through and through, basically just tagging along as Toms lowly sidekick who...
  21. Jozu

    Boxing

    Thats why I said he quit. ive seen guys go down from a liver shot, good example DeLaHoya vs Bernard Hopkins, where they are down writhing in pain, basically in no position to even come close to beating the count. Garcia on the other hand, even with the delayed response, had every opportunity in...
  22. Jozu

    Boxing

    Did you just make up "knocked him out" in your head or something while reading my post? lol. I never said he was knocked out, even though he was, losing to a 10 count. He quit, the liver shot was actually well thrown, and landed perfectly. Some angles it doesnt look so bad, but the close in...
  23. Jozu

    Boxing

    lol Ryan Garcia is such a pussy. Dude straight took a knee and quit from a body shot.
  24. Jozu

    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    At the end of the day, saying you KNOW what a player's true value and potential is after only 4 starts is not good for business. Implying that Shanahan knows Lance is some kind of bust is dumb, esp when you consider there are reports coming out today that say Kyle is throwing his weight around...
  25. Jozu

    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    It doesnt matter what the fuck Shanahan thinks he has. How do you explain Brock Purdy? Retarded take. You know what you have once a guy gets maybe 10 - 20 starts, and even then sometimes thats not enough (Josh Allen). The only saving grace for the 49ers here is the high level of success they...
  26. Jozu

    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    The bottom line is Trey never got a real chance. They just flat out sat him his rookie year and then ran him an NFL history high of 17 carries per game when they did finally play him the following year. Is it his own fault because he hasnt developed as a passer? Who knows, but the problem is...
  27. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    Yeah perhaps dismantle was a bit much. He didnt really outclass him either, I guess he just straight up beat him and was the better man. Jake admitted as much. Nate Diaz has good cardio, so I think he will be able to hang around, but with those big pillow gloves I dont think he is going to be...
  28. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    Fury dismantled Jake, did you watch the fight? And I thought he was going to do MMA? The Diaz fight is boxing?
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    MMA Thread

    That was definitely a weight cut KO. That should be a KO and not a TKO. But yeah, Alex made weight again, a credit to him, but when you are putting your body through that kind of strain, your brain doesnt have enough fluid to be able to absorb any kind of impact without getting wobbled. Even...
  30. Jozu

    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    Not trying to hate, as I think bert is a great father and husband, and seems like a cool guy, Ive listened to him for literal hours while watching Rogan pods over the years so Im very familiar with his "act". But I dont understand what is so funny about his comedy? His new special promo cut...
  31. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    I didnt think Edwards could win 3 rounds against Usman. Usman should retire. Or become a gatekeeper.
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    MMA Thread

    I doubt he will be able to pull that off again, and him winning a decision is very unlikely. Usman should be the favorite here. I do hope he does it again though. Its just gonna be tough to pull the same trick on a guy of Usman's caliber.
  33. Jozu

    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    lol Sam Darnold to 49ers on 1 year deal.... wtf.
  34. Jozu

    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    Tua isnt that bad cmon. In a league where good or even servicable QBs are at minimum, Tua is not a bad option to have. If he can stay healthy anyway. He is working with a judo guy to learn how to fall so I wouldnt worry about it if I were a Dolphins fan.
  35. Jozu

    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    They wrote him back. Would be hilarious if he went back to being the old Geno Smith after cashing out.
  36. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    Well he could eventually fight the young Russian dude who raped Lewis. Tom Aspinall once healthy. Maybe even Blaydes. Shavkhat shitted on Neal even with the 4 pound weight disadvantage at weigh ins. He said he wants Covington and then a title shot. I dont know if he can beat Colby at this...
  37. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    Jones is so good because he can stop basically anyone from threatening a takedown, allowing him to dictate where the fight will happen. he even admitted after the fight that he is probably going to make what we saw in this fight his new style instead of trying to kickbox and win via strikes. He...
  38. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    Should there be a grappling thread now? The sport has grew a ton in popularity. Nicky Rod faced Pena last night at Whos Number One (Two) and lost a decision. Pena said he was greasing and Gordon responded like a happy little girl with a video about how he tried telling everyone Nicky Rod was...
  39. Jozu

    True Detective

    Colin Farrel in S2 was some of the best acting Ive ever seen. Ray Velcoro is a TV legend and one of the best written and acted characters in TV history.
  40. Jozu

    2022-23 NFL Season : Herbert's march to Glendale

    49ers opponents 0-16 after playing them this year. I guess thats what you get with smash mouth football. You also suffer a gross amount of injuries and end up just being tough losers. Pat Mahomes down by 10 points has a better winning percentage than anyone except Pat Mahomes.