2012 NFL Season
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Alex
Still a Music Elitist
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Grimmlokk
Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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I preferred the other simply because it made the avatar giver look like an asshole.
Gravel
Mr. Poopybutthole
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Yeah, I have no idea what that was. The ground can't cause a fumble apparently doesn't apply to the Ravens.
This isn't necessarily true is it ? I mean, you're not accounting for the Giants. If they win out, then they take the nfc east if Dallas beats the skins.
Gravel
Mr. Poopybutthole
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I suppose if everything falls their way, they could still win the East. But they're getting their shit pushed in by the Ravens.
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Gravel
Mr. Poopybutthole
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Fixed.
You know what's really shitty? The NFC playoff race would be so much more interesting if the Seahawks call hasn't gone the way it had. Those stupid fucking replacement refs are still fucking up the season even now.
Holy shit McCoy. I haven't seen so many balls thrown in the dirt since Mcnabb. Every other pass is 5 yards in front of the receiver.
Nothar
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Yeah its pretty shitty that if the Seahawks lose tonight, they are gonna back into the playoffs because of the replacement refs and 1 team is gonna be screwed out of a playoff spot. Probably be my Redskins being screwed out of a wild card spot when they lose to Dallas next week.
Grimmlokk
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OK with that Eli TD my title should be official. Hate time!
I hope the entire Dolphins D targets Brady's knee and it explodes so violently that the audience mass-vomits Stand By Me style. Except Cameron Wake, I want him to go in to the stands and punch Gisele and take their newest baby and spike it Gronk style. On concrete.
I hope that piece of shit Donkeykong Sue goes on a rampage and bites Cutler's dick off and has to be subdued at midfield by a team of professionals with nets and tranq guns.
I hope Houston and Indy tie and after the game when Schaub and Luck are engaging the the whitest high five ever they simultaneously discover they've both had that Mr. Glass brittle bone disease shit and it's only been discovered when both their forearms give out and they're left flapping their hands around like those paddle ball games.
I hope Carolina and New Orleans play a perfectly entertaining game with no controversy. And after the game Brees discovers that his wife has been getting deepdicked by Cam Newton for years and he goes on a rampage and kills his entire family and Cam before turning the gun on himself. Simultaneously dooming the Panthers franchise for years and tainting any slight remaining goodwill left over from the already tainted Saints Super Bowl.
I hope Eli Manning's Down's syndrome goes undiagnosed for one more week so they let him play. Then I hope Brian Dawkins comes out of the tunnel mid-play with theme music and shit Stone Cole Steve Austin style and flies in to Eli's stupid knees and deals him a double Theismann. And then I hope Victor Cruz's whore mother tries to bring him some soup and the ghost of Jimmy Hoffa rapes her at midfield while Asomugha takes out his frustration at being so mediocre by stabbing Victor to death.
Fuck, I'm spent for now but I have plenty more hate for the rest of next week's games. If I missed your team don't worry, you can rest assured I wish nothing but bad things on them and I will express those horrible feelings.
I hope the entire Dolphins D targets Brady's knee and it explodes so violently that the audience mass-vomits Stand By Me style. Except Cameron Wake, I want him to go in to the stands and punch Gisele and take their newest baby and spike it Gronk style. On concrete.
I hope that piece of shit Donkeykong Sue goes on a rampage and bites Cutler's dick off and has to be subdued at midfield by a team of professionals with nets and tranq guns.
I hope Houston and Indy tie and after the game when Schaub and Luck are engaging the the whitest high five ever they simultaneously discover they've both had that Mr. Glass brittle bone disease shit and it's only been discovered when both their forearms give out and they're left flapping their hands around like those paddle ball games.
I hope Carolina and New Orleans play a perfectly entertaining game with no controversy. And after the game Brees discovers that his wife has been getting deepdicked by Cam Newton for years and he goes on a rampage and kills his entire family and Cam before turning the gun on himself. Simultaneously dooming the Panthers franchise for years and tainting any slight remaining goodwill left over from the already tainted Saints Super Bowl.
I hope Eli Manning's Down's syndrome goes undiagnosed for one more week so they let him play. Then I hope Brian Dawkins comes out of the tunnel mid-play with theme music and shit Stone Cole Steve Austin style and flies in to Eli's stupid knees and deals him a double Theismann. And then I hope Victor Cruz's whore mother tries to bring him some soup and the ghost of Jimmy Hoffa rapes her at midfield while Asomugha takes out his frustration at being so mediocre by stabbing Victor to death.
Fuck, I'm spent for now but I have plenty more hate for the rest of next week's games. If I missed your team don't worry, you can rest assured I wish nothing but bad things on them and I will express those horrible feelings.