2013 NFL Offseason and Draft
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Sutekh
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Oh man, the Cowboy fans are ganging up on me for insulting a kicker. Must be a slow day in Dallas.
Burnem Wizfyre
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No one gives a shit about the kicker, making fun of you is just fun and easy.
Gravel
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I LOL'd.
Five Reasons It's Hard Being a Fan of the Dallas Cowboys
The list, summarized:
Five Reasons It's Hard Being a Fan of the Dallas Cowboys
The list, summarized:
1. Jerry Jones
2. Jerry Jones
3. Jerry Jones
4. Jerry Jones
5. Jerry Jones
2. Jerry Jones
3. Jerry Jones
4. Jerry Jones
5. Jerry Jones
Burnem Wizfyre
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You know what makes me laugh at you laughing at that, your owner is Snyder and isn't anywhere close to dying like Jones.
Come on man. We all know Jerry Jones is gonna find some sort of plastic surgery/stem cell shit to keep alive into his 100's. He's not going anywhere for a loooooooong time haha.
moontayle
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If it were a real article then I'd call it lazy journalism but it's from the Contributor Network so it's just some journalism major spouting off the same line we've heard since Jimmy left town. As fans we know Jerry is what's holding this team back. His need to be involved is reaching Al Davis levels of insanity. I'm fairly resigned to another decade of mediocrity and the inevitable fall from even the current levels of success once Romo retires but we most certainly don't need anyone to point out that Jerry Jones is the reason for our woes.
Grimmlokk
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Could you fucking imagine if those salad tossing Lombard street fags had actually WON?
When the Niners win it Won't be nearly as bad as the years we had with the Giants, Yinzers, and Saints winning. At least most Niners fans were watching football before Katrina.
Yep, there are plenty of bandwagon fans. Still tons of fans that were there through the dark ages though.
Edit: And didn't mean Giants/Steelers fans weren't there before Katrina. Meant that for the Saints.
Edit: And didn't mean Giants/Steelers fans weren't there before Katrina. Meant that for the Saints.
Sutekh
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Gravy
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With a couple of weaker exceptions, there's only been one Cowboy player I actually liked to watch play:
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Burnem Wizfyre
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Cowboy fans aren't two team faggots that blame the refs, thats reserved for Miami fans.
Burnem Wizfyre
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If the Cowboys won you would hear from me the same as normal, the only difference is I wouldn't have to defend Romo being a decent QB.
Grimmlokk
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It's not as if Cowboy fans could post MORE=P
And I agree with the subtext of your post, fuck the Ravens for making us acknowledge Flacco as a decent QB for at least half a season.