2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

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azeth

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since we're in the off season - here's an off color suggestion:

raise the field goal post 10 feet, and make the uprights 8.5 feet narrower.

So the crossbar would be @ 20 feet versus 10, and the distance between the uprights would run 10 feet versus 18.5.
 
jeydax

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Eh, sorta fun suggestion, I'd prefer to do something with punting that would make it a more dynamic part of the game.
 
Grimmlokk

Grimmlokk

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Punting team only gets 10 players. You either sacrifice a real defender, or you get a punter who is a legit defender. DO IT! I want Donkeykong back there punting.
 
jeydax

jeydax

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Well, either get rid of it or do something to make it better. I'd personally prefer to keep it.

May as well get rid of PATs though. Fuck those.
 
Gravy

Gravy

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I wouldn't want to get rid of PATs, but I'd love to see them moved back 20 yards. Even 30. Earn that money, soccer boys.
 
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azeth

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hah im thinking if they removed the PAT then the commercial break between the TD and kickoff would just be extended.
 
Grimmlokk

Grimmlokk

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Make PAT a 45 yarder and it will encourage teams to go for 2. DO IT!

Fuck I'm good at this, I should be commish.

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azeth

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grimm are you saying if a movie was made about you becomming the NFL commiss that Chiklis would play your role?
 
Araysar

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I propose turning the uprights into a rectangle on a pole with a rubber tire dangling from the top crossbar.

If you make it into the rectangle = 1 point,
make it into the tire = 2 points
 
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azeth

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now we're cooking..

oh shit it could be like the MTV Rock & Jock games from a decade ago... you kick it through that 1 foot by 1 foot tire.. game over.
 
Daezuel

Daezuel

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Or we should just have strippers on the poles, if you hit one in the snatch money spills out and whatever team scrambles for the most money on the ground gets 5 points.
 
Daezuel

Daezuel

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I know, brilliant right? You could even give the defenders shivs, make it a real prison brawl, Ray Lewis would have been right at home.
 
Gravy

Gravy

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How we don't have more ReRollers on the NFL rules committee is beyond me.

By the way, I think Catler married that chick today?
 
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