2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

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Just read that Chad 'Ocho Fuckup' Johnson just got 30 days in the pokey for slapping his attorney on the ass in the courtroom. During his domestic abuse hearing/probation violation. It couldn't happen to a better dumbass.

No word in the article on whether his attorney was male or female, but the Judge was female.
 
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The important part so people don't have to click.

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Wow, That's an odd signing. I can't imagine they will keep him at QB. There's no way they would ever take Brady off the field to let Tebow run the offence.
 
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if bill belichick turn him around he in my mind will be a coach of mythical standing.

or maybe he will make Tim Tebow into a TE....lets see what belichick can do.
 
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Whelp for everyone who's ever said Tim Tebow will never win a super bowl, he's at least got a shot now.
 
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I've been thinking about him going to a top team this week, so that was strange.

With Wes Welker gone, Brady is going to need additional targets. What better than to decoy Tebow from the 'I' or single back to free up actual receivers. Throw in an option play or two for Tebow near the goaline (still with Brady as QB), and I think you can work an offense around the guy.

I'm not a fan of Tebow (It's the law: he was a Bronco), but the fucking kid loves to WIN. He plays with heart and desire, and sometimes, just sometimes, that's what you need instead of a 'skill' player.

Then again, I might be a lunatic.
 
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He can't catch. Urban said it in an interview the year he was out of football when people were asking him about Tebow and possibly playing tight end. So you basically think he's gonna somehow turn into John Riggins or he's actually gonna be a QB.
 
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Gilgamel_sl said:
He can't catch. Urban said it in an interview the year he was out of football when people were asking him about Tebow and possibly playing tight end. So you basically think he's gonna somehow turn into John Riggins or he's actually gonna be a QB.
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Even if he could catch, did you watch him run routes on the Jets? The guy has the instincts of a punter out there.
 
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This really is what he should have been doing all along....playing on a team where the entire world, especially the obnoxious traveling circus of ESPN, knows that there will not be a quarterback competition or controversy whatsoever. No fans chanting his name, etc. There will literally be no stupid shit for the media to continue obsessing over once the original news story of the signing has died down. There's no shame in accepting that you will not be the starting quarterback of a team with Tom Brady on the roster..so he can even keep his manhood intact when he finally gives up the ghost on playing QB.

Dunno why this couldn't have happened in Denver with Manning. Probably too much pride at the time to consider being a TE or a fullback. I guess being a New York Jet in today's NFL is enough to humble a guy, I dunno.
 
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