2013 NFL Offseason and Draft
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Burnem Wizfyre
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I understand that when it comes to cold people in my area (and Texas in general) are big gaping vaginas, we bring blankets to baseball games when its going to drop below 60 and we wear jackets for 60's. There are women and children that goes to these games, that are just as rabid about the team as you are that won't be able to bring blankets, also lets face the fact that some of these games can be played in cold that even the craziest of you fuckers can't bare. You should be allowed to bring your blanket and not forced to buy one at the stadium, oh and they are banning seat cushions as well, I bet GB fans are going to be thrilled about that.
Loser Araysar
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I was at one of the coldest games in NFL history back in 2004 when Texans played Bears at Soldier Field. At one point I believe it was around -30 wind chill, if not -40.
Ironically, the Texans won.
I was so disgusted with the Bears that I spit on the ground when the 4th quarter was ending, but my spit froze in midflight and shattered on the concrete
Sutekh
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When we had season tickets to the bills games we never brought a blanket. If it was going to be cold you wore long johns + Sweat pants + snowsuit + jacket + winter hat + gloves and if you were too much of a bitch you sat by the bathrooms watching the game on the TV's.
Burnem Wizfyre
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This isn't going to effect me at all, Dallas and Houston aren't cold weather cities and they both have domes. I dislike the TSA so naturally I am going to hate these new stupid rules pretending to be security oriented when it's just a ploy to get people to spend even more money. Carry all your stuff and you can buy a bag inside to put them in, buy a seat cushion inside, buy a blanket inside...it's not about profit guys, it's about keeping you safe!
Loser Araysar
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I dont really care. I'm from Russia and I drink vodka at the game that i smuggle in
Subzero winter games at football stadiums barely bother me.
Kirun
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Rengak
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Gravy
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I shaved my head one time to win tickets to a Chiefs game. (Fuck you, it was 20 years ago.) It was colder than hell, and the tickets were on the back row, top level; I could see our car in the parking lot. The wind was swirling around the bowl of the stadium, and my head got blue. I finally broke down and put on a hat at half-time. Thank Jebus for alcohol. Or curse him, your choice.
Sutekh
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I'm not much of a Bills fan, my family had season tickets for 10+ years though, so I went to a shit load of games. You don't have to like the team to enjoy a football game. I really miss tailgating and being in the stadium. If the people in Shittsburgh weren't so intolerable I may get some Miami v Shittsburgh tickets.
Loser Araysar
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Sutekh
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Alex Smith isn't black, him and andy wont get along. I imagine Jamarcus Russle or Vince Young will be starting for them at the end of the season.
on a funny related note, I forgot Vince Young's name so I googled "Black emo qb used to play for titans" and it was the 4th result.
on a funny related note, I forgot Vince Young's name so I googled "Black emo qb used to play for titans" and it was the 4th result.
Grimmlokk
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And the first three were results for "Did you mean Black HATING qb who used to play for titans" along with pictures of Kerry Collins.
Gravy
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