2013 NFL Offseason and Draft
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Agenor
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Famm
Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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Yes, hosting it. You didn't actually think they would be a one or two seed did you?
Wombat
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Wait, are we really doing pre-draft Playoff Predictions? Because.. they will sound hilariously terrible in 9 months.
AFC
North: Bengals (Probably on tie-breakers.)
South: Texans (Colts got "lucky" with Leukemia motivation, out of playoffs.)
East: Patriots (Come on now, even the season Brady got knocked out in the first quarter of Game 1 they still lost the division only on tiebreakers.)
West: Broncos
Wildcards: Fuck if I know. I see it turning into fifth tie-breakers resolving as Ravens, Dolphins, Steelers, and Chiefs.
NFC
North: Packers (on tiebreakers over Bears)
South: Saints
East: Giants
West: 49ers (I like the 49ers home/away split more than the Seahawks)
Wildcards: Seahawks, Falcons
Of course, now that I've put that down, the Steelers and Rams will luck into exactly the people they need in the draft and stomp all over all my predictions.
AFC
North: Bengals (Probably on tie-breakers.)
South: Texans (Colts got "lucky" with Leukemia motivation, out of playoffs.)
East: Patriots (Come on now, even the season Brady got knocked out in the first quarter of Game 1 they still lost the division only on tiebreakers.)
West: Broncos
Wildcards: Fuck if I know. I see it turning into fifth tie-breakers resolving as Ravens, Dolphins, Steelers, and Chiefs.
NFC
North: Packers (on tiebreakers over Bears)
South: Saints
East: Giants
West: 49ers (I like the 49ers home/away split more than the Seahawks)
Wildcards: Seahawks, Falcons
Of course, now that I've put that down, the Steelers and Rams will luck into exactly the people they need in the draft and stomp all over all my predictions.
Muurloen
Pronouns: zie/zhem/zer
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AFC
North: Ravens
South: Texans (Homer pick)
East: Patriots
West: Broncos
Wildcards: Dolphins Bengals
Colts are gonna fall off some with a harder schedule and better/more NFL advance scouting/film on Luck available.
NFC
North: Packers
South: Falcons
East: Giants
West: Seahawks
Wildcards: 49'ers Saints
North: Ravens
South: Texans (Homer pick)
East: Patriots
West: Broncos
Wildcards: Dolphins Bengals
Colts are gonna fall off some with a harder schedule and better/more NFL advance scouting/film on Luck available.
NFC
North: Packers
South: Falcons
East: Giants
West: Seahawks
Wildcards: 49'ers Saints
Famm
Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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Merrith
Golden Baronet of the Realm
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Burnem Wizfyre
Log Wizard
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Yeah its lol worthy to pick a team that has been 1 game from the playoffs 2 years in a row to make the playoffs, it's not like he picked the fucking Cardinals or Browns.
Burnem Wizfyre
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Merrith
Golden Baronet of the Realm
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Well Famm totally ruined it...but...I suppose I could see the Cowboys actually doing it in some world. Eagles are a who knows with Vick still QBing, Giants didn't do a whole lot and we never know what to expect from them anyways (dominance and stunning mediocrity in equal amounts), and I think the Skins might have trouble even hitting 8-8 again this time around (even if RG3 is healthy). Skins benefited from a last place schedule and are going to go straight to seeing Atlanta, San Fran, and GB all on the schedule. I also doubt we'll field the same 5 starting O line for all but one game again.
Grimmlokk
Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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That and a nickel will get you a piece of gum. Or anal from your mother.
edit: She does make you bring your own strap-on though=/
edit 2: Didn't even notice I was replying to an actual Dallas fan, so serious question I'll probably regret: What have they been up to this offseason? It's been really quiet from Jerryworld as far as I've seen. Genuinely curious.
Burnem Wizfyre
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5 cents, shes been moving up in the world, tell her I'm proud of her next time you see her.
Burnem Wizfyre
Log Wizard
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Jack didly shit, we don't have money to spend until Spencer and Romo sign new deals. Though we did give Justin Durant LB from Det with 100 tackles a promise ring to symbolize when we find some money they will pay him.