2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

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I agree. I love me some Jan Stenerud, but he shouldn't be the only placekicker in the Hall.
 

Loser Araysar

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I agree. I love me some Jan Stenerud, but he shouldn't be the only placekicker in the Hall.
There's 2 other kickers in the Hall, but they played before man even went to the moon.
 

Loser Araysar

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Looks like Blanda played QB, K and LB. Groza played K and OT.
 

Grimmlokk

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Groza played K and OT.
We need to bring back this combo. I want guys that look like this out there kicking...

jnkbn8E.jpg
 

Jozu

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I think Cyprien will be a better pro than Vaccaro. Id rather them grab Bacaari Rambo in the late 2nd or 3rd or something if they cant get Cyprien.
 

Loser Araysar

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speaking of fat dudes

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1...s-hits-the-gym

"JaMarcus Hits the Gym: A promotional video which shows JaMarcus never doing more than three reps with light weights, one rep with heavy, struggle to walk around and display that his moobs are still visible through a large sweatshirt"
 

Gravel

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speaking of fat dudes

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1...s-hits-the-gym

"JaMarcus Hits the Gym: A promotional video which shows JaMarcus never doing more than three reps with light weights, one rep with heavy, struggle to walk around and display that his moobs are still visible through a large sweatshirt"
Saw that earlier today. What Jamarcus doesn't realize is that it doesn't matter how much he gets in shape. He could be the most athletic man in the world. The problem is he's just not smart enough or dedicated enough to play QB in the NFL. Or probably any position in the NFL.
 

Burnem Wizfyre

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Has a QB ever did so little for as much money as JaMarcus the Hut swindled out of the Raiders? Also he still looks like an a right tackle, I still remember that Raider reporter who was at practice and thought Russell was an offensive linemen.
 

Loser Araysar

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Has a QB ever did so little for as much money as JaMarcus the Hut swindled out of the Raiders? Also he still looks like an a right tackle, I still remember that Raider reporter who was at practice and thought Russell was an offensive linemen.
We'll see after Romo's new contract is up.
 

Gravel

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Wish this had been posted earlier.

IRVING, TX-In an effort to prevent the multiple championship-viewing player from reaching free agency, the Dallas Cowboys announced this week that the team had signed Super Bowl-watching quarterback Tony Romo to a six-year, $108 million contract extension. "Tony has already watched seven Super Bowls for us," said Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, who acknowledged that the most lucrative contract in team history will put extra pressure on Romo to continue watching championships. "He was born to watch the Super Bowl, he's proven himself capable of it, and we are confident that the next few years will see Tony Romo watch many, many more Super Bowls as a Dallas Cowboy." Jones added that a major focus for the team this season will be on keeping Tony Romo healthy so that he can watch the entire 2014 playoffs.
Cowboys Award 6-Year, $108 Million Extension To Super Bowl-Watching Quarterback Tony Romo