2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

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I'd feel a lot better about Griffin playing 16 games if the shitlord owner replaced the field as everyone in the world knew he should have done. But no, by mid-October he will be running around on spraypainted dirt again...and we'll have to take our chances!

Shanahan and Shanahan Jr. also have a responsibility to protect the guy, from himself if need be. I'm really hoping they find their testicles and override "I'm fine, coach" if/when the guy comes to the sideline clearly hurt again.
 

Famm

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Last year the Seahawks, now this!

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Gravy

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I have the Chargers at 0 - 15 - 1 with a 9 - 9 tie vs Houston because fuck Ham.
So you have them and the Chiefs tied at the end of the season?

Kidding aside, both teams should do better than Oakland, but who fuckin' knows. I'm just ready to watch the games.
 

Alex

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Mike Brown seem (seemed) hell bent on making the organization a shitty and even dangerous place for players. I'm not sure how much Brown interferes with personnel issues like the rest of them though.
I hate to speak neutrally of Mike Brown, but I really think Marvin Lewis has been in the organization so long that he's been "knighted" into the Brown family and Mike Brown takes Lewis' advice as gospel. The moves the Bengals have made in the past three years blow my mind. I have almost zero complaints about how the organization have been run since Mike Zimmer came on board. I hate to get my hopes up, but this is the first year in a very long time (2005) that I have my hopes up about this team. That said, we'll go 7-9.
 

Titan_sl

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Saints Probably going 11-5. Second Toughest Schedule(With relations to last years win%, for what thats worth lolol). Vs Miami(I have us winning this one, but they might be good?), then @Chi and @NE in back to back weeks could be brutul. Then BYE week, followed by Buffalo/Jets, then fucking Vs Niners, @ATL, @SEA in back to back to back weeks. What the fuck

I honestly see us losing @Atlanta, @Chi, @NE, vs SF, and probably @TB. Could easily go 9-7 though(Lose vs ATL, and @CAR being pretty possible). Fuck man
 

Foggy

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The Cowboys will go 8-8 and miss the playoffs on back to back Romo TAINTs in week 17.
 

Fadaar

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Entire NFC South is going to be a bloodbath. Can see all four teams being .500 or better, and if it wasn't for the terribad Eagles I'd say the NFC East would look the same.
 

Rengak

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Saints Probably going 11-5. Second Toughest Schedule(With relations to last years win%, for what thats worth lolol). Vs Miami(I have us winning this one, but they might be good?), then @Chi and @NE in back to back weeks could be brutul. Then BYE week, followed by Buffalo/Jets, then fucking Vs Niners, @ATL, @SEA in back to back to back weeks. What the fuck

I honestly see us losing @Atlanta, @Chi, @NE, vs SF, and probably @TB. Could easily go 9-7 though(Lose vs ATL, and @CAR being pretty possible). Fuck man
Your team will win 11, maybe 12 games next season
 

Grimmlokk

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Just initial thoughts on the schedule. Sorry to offend you sir... in April
No offense taken or meant, it's just a running joke in a lot of football circles. See the link Rengak posted.

For anyone who hasn't seenBig Fan, in the final scene
the obsessed crazy Giants fan is in jail and his friend brings him the upcoming Giants schedule and these two lunatic dork fans just go in to picking which games are W's and which are L's. Concluding that it's going to be a great year
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Always think of that scene when these things come up.
 

Sutekh

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Save this post, Miami wins the AFC East this year, loses in the AFC Championship to the Texans.
 

Loser Araysar

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When was the last time Miami was in an AFC championship? When Sanford & Son were still airing in prime time?
 

Grimmlokk

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When was the last time Miami was in an AFC championship? When Sanford & Son were still airing in prime time?
92-93 season, one of the Buffalo sadness years. Sanford and Son went off the air in 1977.

The Cosby show was still on the air though.

And the Pirates consecutive losing seasons were just starting!!