2013 NFL Season

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Grimmlokk

Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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Fuck them, I hope the Jets win the division and St. Louis sweeps the WS.
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I love the idea that it wasn't called some other time so it's bullshit this time. I think I've seen holding missed once or twice, they should abolish that penalty!

Fuck the Patriots, I hope Gisele looks up to Phil Hartman's wife and follows in her footsteps.
 

Urlithani

Vyemm Raider
2,042
3,264
If anyone lost the right to complain about bad calls, it's the Pats. Makeup call for 2 weeks ago? Justice is served.

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Famm

Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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794
At this point I'd give Ogden a shot at our tackle position. Just dreadful line play going on in Miami.
Ogden wouldn't be out getting teammates hit over the head with Dom Perignon bottles by strippers at 4 AM so it would probably be a better idea. Hoping we got a 6th out of this, honestly anything is a fucking win in return for that washed up tub of dogshit. Enjoy seeing him stand around watching linebackers do their sack dances.
 

Burnem Wizfyre

Log Wizard
12,457
21,858
This just in, the defense that was historically bad for the first half of last season but somehow used smoke and mirrors to suck just less enough for RG3 to carry us to a division title is still completely shitty this year. Shanny went swinging for home runs in the draft and whiffed on the D picks so far (although Amerson might provide help down the road at some point). At least he nabbed Jordan Reed in the 3rd round.

Expect our O to have to give us any shot in any games all year, because if it's not the D it'll be the special teams giving up points. At least Griffin appears to be shaking the rust off and playing near 100%.
Until he tries to bait a defensive player for a late hit and he decides fuck it and ends RGKnee's career.
 

Rezz

Mr. Poopybutthole
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3,531
Technically there's still half a season to be played. Not that it matters, since the Cowboys have beaten each of their division rivals in a game now. We are basically set until December hits, when we lose shit because Romo hates months that start with D. He -hates- the D. And then there's the first round of playoffs we haven't seen past since Aik was on board.

Goddamn it is hard to be a Cowboys fan sometimes.
 

Famm

Ahn'Qiraj Raider
11,041
794
That division (and Dallas/Romo) could go any which way still, nothing to do but wait and see.
 

Genjiro

Ahn'Qiraj Raider
5,218
5,066
Loved what the Steelers did yesterday putting Shamarko Thomas in at safety in the nickel and moving Troy P to linebacker. That kid can fucking hit like a truck for a rookie, gonna be a good one down the road.
 

Caliel

Bronze Knight of the Realm
186
0
Technically there's still half a season to be played. Not that it matters, since the Cowboys have beaten each of their division rivals in a game now. We are basically set until December hits, when we lose shit because Romo hates months that start with D. He -hates- the D. And then there's the first round of playoffs we haven't seen past since Aik was on board.

Goddamn it is hard to be a Cowboys fan sometimes.
Romo has seen the 2nd round of the playoffs twice so far. First in 07 with a bye and then in 09 after beating the Eagles in the wildcard round. The Cowboys being 3-0 in their division is a good sign, but the last game of the season against the Eagles will probably be very important in who wins the division again.
 

Gravel

Mr. Poopybutthole
40,074
132,248
Loved what the Steelers did yesterday putting Shamarko Thomas in at safety in the nickel and moving Troy P to linebacker. That kid can fucking hit like a truck for a rookie, gonna be a good one down the road.
Didn't see the game, but I really wanted the Redskins to draft Shamarko.

I didn't realize that this whole thing about the Patriots was during a kick. That's not even an obscure rule, I've heard it called several times before. Can't push or get a boost off the back of another player.
 

Daezuel

Potato del Grande
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50,938
Is this whole Romo has been to the second round twice thing some new way of framing the Romo experience?

Romo is 55-38 in the regular season with a stellar career 95.6 passer rating. But he is 1-3 as a starter in the playoffs, and 0-3 in other games when a playoff berth was on the line.