2013 NFL Season

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Burnem Wizfyre

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I feel like every Dallas fan I know repeats this mantra while crying themselves to sleep.

Maybe they'll get their wish...and then Kirk Cousins will beat them in December.
It will be worth it if the offensive linemen fuck him every time he throws a TD.
 

jooka

marco esquandolas
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Go use your phone as a phone. Eagles gonna wipe salty balls on your wife's brow
 

Burnem Wizfyre

Log Wizard
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Yes, we give our faggots the same rights as everyone else, not that weird closet homosexuality masked by religion and macho-culture you faggots have.
Just so there isn't any confusion, I am atheist and fully support equal rights for everyone, that being said, NY loves them some faggots more than Texas does, that's why they love them some Eli "derping my way to SB wins" Manning.
 

Merrith

Golden Baronet of the Realm
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I want to smack Eli in the face. True story, bros.
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Itlan

Blackwing Lair Raider
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Just so there isn't any confusion, I am atheist and fully support equal rights for everyone, that being said, NY loves them some faggots more than Texas does, that's why they love them some Eli "derping my way to SB wins" Manning.
If by "derping" you mean filthy, disgusting, all-world QB play... then I agree man!
 

edko

Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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Lol, and now Dallas Clark incoming. This is some sad shit. I wonder how paying Boldin would have sounded had we known Pitta would be out in week zero and we'd be signing broken down old men to play out of the slot. These dudes make Boldin look young and sprightly.
The Boldin issue is a non factor since they would still have a need at TE. Dickson has problems staying healthy. After him and Shank (also injury prone) you have guys on the roster like Bajema (blocker only) and Furstenburg (completely raw rookie). Clark played 16 games last year. I figured he was on the short list 5 minutes after Pitta went down. Not really too much else out there that can play the position and catch passes.