2013 NFL Season

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Tarrant

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I didn't know this until recently but did you guys know Rex's wife has a tattoo of Mark Sanchez jersey number on her? The whole family secretly fucks this man behind the scenes I swear.
 

jooka

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I didn't know this until recently but did you guys know Rex's wife has a tattoo of Mark Sanchez jersey number on her? The whole family secretly fucks this man behind the scenes I swear.
I thought it was a tattoo on him of his wife in Sanchez's jersey?
 

Tarrant

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I just looked and you're right, I heard about it on the radio the other day and must have misheard it.

Shits weird man.
 

Sutekh

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l o fucking l.

This is how I felt with tiny hands in 2005-2009. It is a unexciting, and shitty ride which consists of a steep drop, with small instances of leveling out or getting SLIGHTLY better, before falling again (kind of like the Elevator ride at MGM studios in Disney World). Hopefully Locker actually develops into SOMETHING so that high pick wont be totally wasted. If they can get a good draft position next year by being terrible this year, but Locker has inflated garbage time numbers which look good on paper, there are teams out there that would take a flyer on him.
Oh please, Alex Smith was and is better than the majority of quarter backs in the league. You'll find that out soon when Kaperdick gets injured on a running play or just starts wildly throwing interceptions for no reason.
 

Merrith

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At some point Rex has to know his tenure will be over if he keeps sticking with Sanchez, right? Maybe he's trying to get fired.
 

jooka

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I do wonder if he is just seeing how far he can push it before they do actually can him.
 
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Brady's got a bruised bone so how the fuck does this get reported?

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Just click bait? Why is the media is the only "organization" who can get away with deliberate lies and story spinning?
 

Burnem Wizfyre

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Brady's got a bruised bone so how the fuck does this get reported?

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Just click bait? Why is the media is the only "organization" who can get away with deliberate lies and story spinning?
Haha if you think that is bad, try actually watching fox news.
 

Famm

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Reports are saying it's just a knee sprain. Probably the kind that need exactly how many days are left in training camp and preseason to heal.
This can't be stated enough. Every year vets take off on "injuries" that are basically an excuse not to really risk injuries in preseason. When you're a proven starter, pro bowler or in this case hall of famer, you can sit out plenty of the preseason. Not worth it to anyone for Brady to be out there more than the bare minimum.
 

Gravel

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I liked this week's episode of Hard Knocks where Dalton and Matt Ryan were talking about Tony Gonzalez. "I guess when you've got 15 years and you're a future Hall of Famer, you just tell the coach you'll come for the first few days (of training camp) and then I'll see you in a few weeks."
 

Jozu

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I know I am being trolled, but I said from 2005-2009. Alex Smith is a perfectly fine QB at this point, I was talking about Locker mostly. But Sutek is a fucking retard so ...yeah.

This is like one of the worse stretches of the offseason. Pre-season football sucks, and gets progressively worse as it unravels. Less starting time for stars, etc. Opening day cant come soon enough.
 

Foggy

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Early preseason rivers face!

And early preseason Cutler sulking!

I'm pumped for this season.