2013 NFL Season
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Merrith
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Merrith
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4th quarter of 2nd preseason game isn't going to tell anyone much either way.
Genjiro
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Merrith
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Gravel
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Redskins had a shit load of injuries this game.
Cousins: Ankle
Cofield: Broken hand
Hankerson: Knee
Robinson: Thigh
Thompson: Arm
Williams: Knee
That's a QB, NT, 2 WR's, and 2 RB's. Hopefully Cousins doesn't have a lisfranc (already lost a player to that this season), Cofield's will heal in 3 weeks, and the others are all just bad bruises or something.
Cousins: Ankle
Cofield: Broken hand
Hankerson: Knee
Robinson: Thigh
Thompson: Arm
Williams: Knee
That's a QB, NT, 2 WR's, and 2 RB's. Hopefully Cousins doesn't have a lisfranc (already lost a player to that this season), Cofield's will heal in 3 weeks, and the others are all just bad bruises or something.
Merrith
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Thompson's looked worse than it was I guess. Obviously we need Cousins to be okay, Cofield and Hankerson are also semi important. Man I hate the preseason.
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The media attention over Rg3 is nauseating, I feel bad for the kid about how much attention he gets for doing absolutely nothing so they can try to have some storyline in this shit preseason game.
Ooh look hes talking to the Dr on the sidelines lets film it for 30 seconds!
Oh look hes running in pregame.
Oh look a halftime piece on him doing some pushups!
Oh look lets get the camera to follow him to shake hands in the post game!
The media is just retarded. Its amazing how much MNF has gone down the toilet while SNF has such better coverage, analysis, and everything else at this point.
Also, whoever your starting NT is absolutely feasted on Pouncey. Maybe his dumbass should worry less about defending Aaron Hernandez and more about learning to block people.
Ooh look hes talking to the Dr on the sidelines lets film it for 30 seconds!
Oh look hes running in pregame.
Oh look a halftime piece on him doing some pushups!
Oh look lets get the camera to follow him to shake hands in the post game!
The media is just retarded. Its amazing how much MNF has gone down the toilet while SNF has such better coverage, analysis, and everything else at this point.
Also, whoever your starting NT is absolutely feasted on Pouncey. Maybe his dumbass should worry less about defending Aaron Hernandez and more about learning to block people.
Gravel
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That's Cofield. Who broke his hand today. Wonderful, right?
But it's sounding like it might be a 3-4 week heal time. So he may end up playing with a cast week 1 or 2.
Merrith
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A "good" injury, if there is such a thing. One that shouldn't be a season long concern hopefully. Cofield never gets enough credit, either for his play or for him being one of our smarter free agent signings in recent years.
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Detroit was undefeated in preseason the year that they went 0-16. Preseason means nothing, and the final score of the game means less than nothing.
Yearly SD schedule breakdown:
tl;dr SD goes 3 - 13, Rivers never walks again, the Spanos family sells to Magic Johnson and the team is moved to Los Angeles to become the Frijoles.
HOU 49 @ SD 10. JJ Watt paralyzes Rivers on his 7th sack of the night.
SD 17 @ PHI 35. I start at OLine, am immediately named team captain.
SD 10 @ TEN 13.
DAL 24 @ SD 77. Fuck you.
SD 3 @ OAK 30. Seabass set an NFL record with 10 FG's, 9 at 50+ yards.
IND 44 @ SD 10.
SD 20 @ JAX 3.
BYE. Rivers takes first steps since injury, calls Cutler a faggot.
SD 13 @ WAS 31.
DEN 56 @ SD 0.
SD 21 @ MIA 24.
SD 3 @ KC 27.
CIN 35 @ SD 17.
NYG 56 @ SD 6.
SD 0 @ DEN 56.
OAK 30 @ SD 31. Another 10 for Seabass.
KC 27 @ SD 10.
SD 17 @ PHI 35. I start at OLine, am immediately named team captain.
SD 10 @ TEN 13.
DAL 24 @ SD 77. Fuck you.
SD 3 @ OAK 30. Seabass set an NFL record with 10 FG's, 9 at 50+ yards.
IND 44 @ SD 10.
SD 20 @ JAX 3.
BYE. Rivers takes first steps since injury, calls Cutler a faggot.
SD 13 @ WAS 31.
DEN 56 @ SD 0.
SD 21 @ MIA 24.
SD 3 @ KC 27.
CIN 35 @ SD 17.
NYG 56 @ SD 6.
SD 0 @ DEN 56.
OAK 30 @ SD 31. Another 10 for Seabass.
KC 27 @ SD 10.
tl;dr SD goes 3 - 13, Rivers never walks again, the Spanos family sells to Magic Johnson and the team is moved to Los Angeles to become the Frijoles.