2013 NFL Season

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    Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!

moontayle

Golden Squire
4,302
165
My prediction:

NE 45 @ BUF 14 Buffalo defense still shit but Mario gets his and then injures his pinky in the 1st and exits the game never to return
CAR 12 @ BUF 21
BUF 17 @ NYJ 14
BAL 35 @ BUF 30
BUF 27 @ CLE 30 Buffalo defense really just sucks
CIN 28 @ BUF 7
BUF 9 @ MIA 10
BUF 21 @ NO 52
KC 13 @ BUF 14
BUF 21 @ PIT 14
NYJ 3 @ BUF 7
BYE
ATL 30 @ BUF 27
BUF 17 @ TB 20
BUF 21 @ JAX 7
MIA 24 @ BUF 20
BUF 30 @ NE 24

7-9, mired in mediocrity once again.
 

Itlan

Blackwing Lair Raider
4,994
744
Why would a black man name his team a Spanish term? Adam... think...

It'd probably the L.A. Kool Aid or something, dumbass. Or The Trayvons RIP.
 

Grimmlokk

Ahn'Qiraj Raider
12,190
133
I thought Pouncey was supposed to be some big-time stud? Or is that his brother?
He was supposed to be. Media jumped the gun WILDLY on declaring him great. So desperate to have another great Steelers Center after Webster/Dawson carried the line for the better part of three decades. Plus with just how bad the O-Line has been for the last 8 years or so. He got way more credit than he deserved right away. I said last year when he made the Pro Bowl: He's not even the best AFC center that came out of his mother's vagina the day he was born.

He's not bad, especially considering he's on our O-Line, but he's not near the best at the position.


edit: BTW I'm in Virginia(Redskins country I guess) this week and watching the local Fox news affiliate, they just had some sports radio guys on(106.7, THE FAN!) and when talking about Cousins injury one guy instantly goes "God forbid they have to play Rex week 1!" in geniune worry. It was funny.
 

Merrith

Golden Baronet of the Realm
18,415
7,127
Any thought of Rex Grossman playing in a regular season game should include mild hysterics.
 

Sutekh

Blackwing Lair Raider
7,489
106
If he were a marketing genius he'd name them the ricers and have the mascot a big bowl of rice. Because Asians are fucking EVERYWHERE in LA.
 

Gravy

Bronze Squire
4,918
454
Doesn't matter. The Rams are the ones going back to LA. (Tim Tebow's God, please make this happen.)
 

BrutulTM

Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.
<Silver Donator>
14,671
2,529
People in the US say "Mexican" so condescendingly it's hard to remember that it's not actually a racial slur.
 

Genjiro

Ahn'Qiraj Raider
5,218
5,066
Speaking of Mexicans as a bad thing.....

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