2013 NFL Season

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Caliel

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I get they've had a quarrel but you kind of cross the line when you rip off someones helmet and beat them with it. That's part of the "shit you don't do" category.
To be fair, Incognito wasn't hit by the helmet. He dodged it, and then Smith immediately dropped the helmet on the ground.
 

Burnesto

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To be fair, Incognito wasn't hit by the helmet. He dodged it, and then Smith immediately dropped the helmet on the ground.
Yea he dropped it because he realized he done goofed and tried to play the wasn't me card. The punishment shouldn't matter if he connected or not.
 

Disp_sl

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I read Sutekh's over-dramatization and expected a prison style beating with his helmet. After watching that love tap I agree. TRY HIM FOR FIRST DEGREE ATTEMPTED MURDER!
 

Loser Araysar

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I read Sutekh's over-dramatization and expected a prison style beating with his helmet. After watching that love tap I agree. TRY HIM FOR FIRST DEGREE ATTEMPTED MURDER!
if he took a swing at Adrian Petersen i doubt he'd play another game. Just an example of a guy he could potentially end up in a confrontational situation with.
 

Rengak

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I don't remember anyone calling for septuple life sentences when this happened.

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Gravel

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Cortland Finnegan is another shit dirty player. He might even be worse now that he's on the Rams (in fact, that whole team has become a dirty team...it might be Fisher).

The Ravens, as a team, are pretty bad too.
 

Famm

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He was doing what he always does and playing to incite and aggravate Johnson. Johnson rightly snapped finally. I didn't blame him one bit. He's not usually like that either, but that POS Finnegan drew it out of him. Dude is very well known to play filthy. Fuck him.
 

Burnem Wizfyre

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He was doing what he always does and playing to incite and aggravate Johnson. Johnson rightly snapped finally. I didn't blame him one bit. He's not usually like that either, but that POS Finnegan drew it out of him. Dude is very well known to play filthy. Fuck him.
Johnson should have received a bonus from the NFL for slapping Finnegan around.
 

Famm

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Breaking news from Arlington.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/ton...ntasy-football

DALLAS-Entering his 11th season with the franchise, Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo reportedly noticed the star on the Cowboys helmet for the first time Tuesday, excitedly pointing out the logo to his teammates and coaches. "Whoa, look at that, it's a star like the kind they have in the sky," said Romo, who acknowledged that he couldn't see the star on his helmet while wearing the protective equipment. "Wait a second, is there one on the other side? Or is that the same star and it just jumps back and forth? There's so much stuff you don't ever see unless you look really close. There's all these letter things on the back of our jerseys, and mine has an upside-down six." Romo also told reporters that the star appeared similar to "the one in the middle of the field" that he had found last week.
 

Famm

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Thanks to Deadspin for introducing me to this amazing new look at the best moment of last year's postseason.

 

Famm

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Apparently we have some Seahawks fans around here these days, and I do love watching some beast mode myself. Here's a preview of the 2013 NFC Champions for everyone to enjoy!