2013 NFL Season

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Grimmlokk_sl said:
I skipped much of the posts today when I got home, but I want to be sure we discussed Knowshon Moreno's overactive tear ducts during the anthem today.

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I want to reiterate how weird those tears are. It's literally like a faucet. Why so emo bro?
 
opiate82

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Yeah, I'm convinced he has some Hollywood tear making prop thing going on or something. Doesn't seem real at all.
 
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Grimmlokk_sl said:
I skipped much of the posts today when I got home, but I want to be sure we discussed Knowshon Moreno's overactive tear ducts during the anthem today.

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Holy fuck.
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tear ducts dont work like that
 
Muurloen

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Azeth_sl said:
Antonio Smith Says He's 'Very Suspicious' of Patriots After Loss

hahahahaha

you lost 10 in a row you fucking moron, try scouting sometime
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Had a couple of paragraphs written... but I decided to calm down and and condense it as much as I can.

The Texans just don't adjust on either side of the ball. The are a textbook definition of insanity by trotting out the same plays each week and expect that they will be successful in doing so. By having that mind set week in and week out, teams have adjusted to their tendencies and just take advantage of it.

Hopefully the whole coaching staff, and perhaps even the GM Rick Smith (reasons: poor FA signings, overpaying extensions to current players, and an overall failure to draft well), are shit canned.

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Merrith

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Zhaun_sl said:
The odds of Washington managing to score there was pretty low. Still an unforgivable error on the refs part.

Shanahan should have charged onto the field like a boss!
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Odds weren't that low. The play they ran on 3rd and 1 (which they thought was 1st and 10) Fred Davis drops the ball around the Giants' 30 yard line. They had a minute and a half, it wasn't like they were backed up deep in their own territory with less than 40 seconds to go or something.

Yeah it's a completely shitty error for the refs to make, but it's not like the Skins didn't have chances. If Davis holds on to that catch, it never happens. If Garcon doesn't let the ball just get taken straight out of his hands, it's never an issue either.

Hell, maybe if they just stop blowing double digit leads (something like 4th time this season?) they'd have a more respectable record. Although maybe a full on nose dive brings about some change that the team needs. Rams fans can be happy their 1st round pick from us keeps getting better too.
 
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They were in Houston yesterday right? I was going to say if they were playing in cold weather that might be why he has so much tears. Living in Ohio where it gets a very dry cold, my fucking eyes act like that too. I think its pretty clear by his face he isnt crying, its pretty obvious with the facial expression people make if they are crying. He has a pretty straight face
 
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Heard he is going to made an example of today. Not in a good way. 6 digits type of example.
 
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Haha Redskins fans mad. Yeah it was a bad call on the downs shit but is someone going to argue that in their 90 second drill where they need a touchdown they're gonna do some shit like run it up the guy on 3rd and 1 just to get the first? No, they'd have done the same exact fucking play and dropped the ball the same fucking way. Fail to see how people can be outraged by this shit but claim it was a "good call" when they picked up the flag against the fucking Pats or any other myriad examples of the refs genuinely deciding the outcome of a game.

TL;DR

People only blame the refs for fucking up if it doesn't involve costing one of the best teams ever wins.
 
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Gravy_sl said:
Like open spigots, though? That's some weird shit.
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Ive never had it as bad as that, so I cant say why theres such an excessive amount. He is a pretty big dude, so his body produces more maybe? It can get annoying to the point where you dont blink alot and it builds ups, might be what he is doing.



And that Mike Tomlin shit...so fucking obvious
 
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