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2013 NFL Season
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I'm still struggling with the word 'sportsman' itself. On its face it makes me think of like, Bo Jackson or Jim Thorpe or something. But that is clearly not what the word actually means. So maybe it means, MVP? Yeah, okay, it sorta does. I mean, you got to at least be good at your sport to win the award. But if we were to pretend for a second that somehow this year, Richie Incognito was far and away the best football player on Earth, we all know he still wouldn't win the award. Look no further than Jameis Winston. The DA had the one and only Heisman vote this year.
So what is a 'sportsman'? Maybe it's like, "I am loyal to sports. All sports'. Then it would be the director of the American (I assume only an American can win it) Olympic Committee or something. Or maybe it's something like what Axl describes. Or maybe it means, 'the most gracious and rule abiding person'. But I assure you, we do not know that man's name and never will. That's how I play tennis and I always lose. (always)
'Sportsman' is an ephemeral algorithm that uses 'talent', 'salary', 'wins', 'correct sport(s)', 'appeal to women', 'image', and 'popularity' all operating as a function of 'selling fucking magazines'.
So what is a 'sportsman'? Maybe it's like, "I am loyal to sports. All sports'. Then it would be the director of the American (I assume only an American can win it) Olympic Committee or something. Or maybe it's something like what Axl describes. Or maybe it means, 'the most gracious and rule abiding person'. But I assure you, we do not know that man's name and never will. That's how I play tennis and I always lose. (always)
'Sportsman' is an ephemeral algorithm that uses 'talent', 'salary', 'wins', 'correct sport(s)', 'appeal to women', 'image', and 'popularity' all operating as a function of 'selling fucking magazines'.
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He even admits that obviously you aren't going to see him trashing his coworkers so yeah, don't blame anyone for taking all that with a massive grain of salt.
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Yep, he's still a dumb mother fucker who has no business being an announcer of any kind. If anything, that article cemented my feelings about him.
He hangs onto 'God' like that's the cure-all for his life as a hoodrat. Of course his phone is ringing from his six kids from four women. "Where's my allowance, daddy?".
Rustled.
He hangs onto 'God' like that's the cure-all for his life as a hoodrat. Of course his phone is ringing from his six kids from four women. "Where's my allowance, daddy?".
Rustled.
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Well Dallas fans just received their present early, apparently Jason Garrett and the entire coaching staff will be out on its ass if Dallas doesn't get to the playoffs and win their home playoff game. It's win win!
Not really - changing the coaching staff again won't do shit. Devastating injuries on the defense the last 2 years and not drafting defensive players is why they are in their current situation - changing coaches won't fix that.
There is not a coach available who can take more power from Jerry than Garrett currently has. He holds the players accountable and the players he has influenced Jerry to draft have turned out mostly good.
Teams need stability, not constant head coaching changes and defensive scheme changes.
Winning those Super Bowls in the triplet years may have actually done long term damage to you guys. Like Dan Snyder has never won a fucking thing as owner and has looked like the average retard playing fantasy football at times. Jerrah actually has something to point to when he justifies his continuing refusal to hire a general manager or stop meddling with the team. Good luck dislodging that shit.
I dunno if you blame Garrett or Romo for the defense playing something like 18 different starters this year on its way to historic shit. Are they down to practice squad guys and wal mart greeters yet? If the scheme sucks dick get rid of grandpa Kiffin instead of a total reboot.
I dunno if you blame Garrett or Romo for the defense playing something like 18 different starters this year on its way to historic shit. Are they down to practice squad guys and wal mart greeters yet? If the scheme sucks dick get rid of grandpa Kiffin instead of a total reboot.
18 different starters? Try 18 different defensive linemen alone. They have been signing guys off the street every week and then cutting them a couple weeks later trying to churn and find anyone decent. The secondary has good players (Carr, Church, Scandrick) but when you generate no pass rush (aforementioned revolving door D-Line plus a hurt Ware and Hatcher) a 3rd string backup QB can score on you at will when he has 6 seconds to throw.
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Scandrick sucks dick and Garrett is a pussy. Cable is out at the house today from the ice storm - not even bothered watching these retards stumble to another loss. This season is the first I can recall as a Dallas fan that has genuinely sucked the life out of me. I honestly don't care who stays or goes in the offseason - including the entire coaching staff, D Ware, and whoever the fuck else. Hope Dez has a good agent and gets his ass out of this piece of shit organization.
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He's really stepped his game up this year, or the line has started to gel. (Both) He's looking for the end zone every play.