2013 NFL Season

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Sir Funk

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Wow, jimmies rustled. You know, 21 other teams could have drafted him before the Packers got to...
Jimmies confirmed rustled. It's easier to be rustled than it is to come to terms with having to watch Matt Cassell start one last time this week.
 

Ameraves

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Arizona and San Francisco should be a good game too. Arizona is playing incredible right now, and they are in a must win situation to get in the playoffs. The 49ers will be playing everyone as well because they still have an outside shot at the NFC West and a first round bye. Of course the likelihood of the Rams beating Seattle in Seattle is pretty low.

Either way, I always enjoy watching 2 great defenses play against each other.
 

Abefroman

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Doesn't matter who the quarterback is. Just keep running the football and you will beat the bears. The worst part about if the Bears lose is the fucking moron fans that will bring up Urlachers name.
 

opiate82

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Of course the likelihood of the Rams beating Seattle in Seattle is pretty low.
The Rams have given Seattle problems and Seattle is really struggling against physical defenses as of late. Obviously if I was picking straight up I would pick Seattle but if before last week you asked me which game the Seahawks would be more likely to take a loss in, Arizona or St. Louis I would have pointed to the St. Louis game.
 

Gankak

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The Rams have given Seattle problems and Seattle is really struggling against physical defenses as of late. Obviously if I was picking straight up I would pick Seattle but if before last week you asked me which game the Seahawks would be more likely to take a loss in, Arizona or St. Louis I would have pointed to the St. Louis game.
Yeah I agree with this. I hope our O is done having shitty days or its going to be a quick playoff season for us.
 

Burnem Wizfyre

Log Wizard
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I think Jason Garrett is threatening to take over Jeff Fishers role of king of mediocrity tying him for most consecutive 8-8 seasons in a row as head coach. It took Fisher 5 years to achieve what Garrett is going to pull off in 3, his first 3 seasons.
 

1987

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Cowboys/Eagles is game of the week without a doubt. Eagles up 2, 1:01 left in the game. Cowboys have the ball and they drive to the Eagles 45-yard line. You know what happens.
Missed field goal......followed by halftime. Then followed by Romo throwing 3 picks and the season away in the second half.
 

Ambiturner

Ssraeszha Raider
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Cowboys/Eagles is game of the week without a doubt. Eagles up 2, 1:01 left in the game. Cowboys have the ball and they drive to the Eagles 45-yard line. You know what happens.
Commitment to the running game and smart clock management
 
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Going to enjoy watching a gimp Eddie Lacy run for a buck fifty at least against this piss poor Bears defense. Rodgers coming back isn't the big story, it was the little aside about Lacy looking good to play during McCarthy's presser which worried the shit out of me.
 

Jait

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Do Dallas fans even know their own team? I think Demarco Murray averages about 70 yards a game. Without a pass attack they need turnovers, and defense. They have no chance on winning with the rush unless the ghost of E. Smith gets new knees and rises from his grave.
 

Furry

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Murray is really good when he's healthy and they use him. Unfortunately, the cowboys have some of the worst game management in the history of football atm. So even if they luck out and the planets align for this one game, they'll fuck it up next week.

Who the fuck runs the ball constantly when they're down and need to catch up fast, and then throws tons of short passes when they're looking to eat up clock. The cowboys, thats who. Fuck. Plenty of teams are bad, but the cowboys just play the game fucking wrong most of the time when it counts for the last few years.