2013 NFL Season

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Jait_sl said:
Do Dallas fans even know their own team? I think Demarco Murray averages about 70 yards a game. Without a pass attack they need turnovers, and defense. They have no chance on winning with the rush unless the ghost of E. Smith gets new knees and rises from his grave.
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There were games when he'd consistently lose yards on first and second down and they'd be constantly having to convert third and longs. Those are times when they'd abandon the run and made sense.

Lately, they've had a lot of success running but inexplicably abandoned it anyways.
 
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Its over for Dallas, they consistently do this shit to me every year.
Romo is out, looks like Dez is hurt now, and honestly the Eagles look healthy as shit even if they were good to go Sunday.

I hate fucking Jerry Jones. All I can hope is he dies soon, but the bastard will probly live to 100
 
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When we have faith in murray and give him the ball a lot, the cowboys almost always win. I want to say the stat is something stupid like 11-0 or 12-0 when he gets 20+ handoffs. Either way, the kid has shown he can move the chains if you believe in him and he stays healthy. He's doing his half of the equation this year, how can it be so fucking hard to have garret do his. There's been so many times this year where every collective fan has been raging at their tv for the cowboys to just run the fucking ball, and they absolutely refuse to just run the ball. It is sad.
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I think everyone agrees Dallas should be running more, BUT the flipside is they have the shittiest defense in years led by a 70 year old guy that failed on the college level..

That translates to the other team scoring quickly, and if you can't match that then all the slow running that eats the fuck out of the clock won't win you games.
Garret abandoning the run completely tho is just another notch in his belt that should have gotten him fired a year ago.

Dallas will never do anything under Jason Garret, or Jerry Jones imho. They need to take this as a sign to clean house, and Jerry needs to step down to let people that are capable of bringing Dallas back to being a superbowl contender otherwise we will just see the same results every year.
 
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Yea, our defense his historically bad. That said, I know the core is there. Get orton out there and give them some heart by running the fucking ball, and maybe they'll believe enough to stop shitting the bed.
 
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Interesting to see what Dallas does with Ware. That might be how Dez gets paid since they're already $31M over.

Jerry the GM really has done a bang up job. Dallas is going to have to shed salary like Baltimore did last year...just without the new hardware to make it all worth it.
 
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Robert Baratheon_sl said:
Interesting to see what Dallas does with Ware. That might be how Dez gets paid since they're already $31M over.

Jerry the GM really has done a bang up job. Dallas is going to have to shed salary like Baltimore did last year...just without the new hardware to make it all worth it.
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Their cap situation isn't nearly as bad as you think it is.
 
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Yeah that shit was definitely not a catch. But Peypey was my fantasy QB so HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

And he broke Brady's record soHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
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Not like he has a whole other game to manage 1 pass in anyways. Just let it go. If it was someone other than Peyton maybe I'd care, but he clearly earned it this year.
 
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Robert Baratheon_sl

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You really can't blame the players for the officiating this season. It's been a river of rancid sewage all year. You'll find exactly 1 person that is surprised that they fucked something up with the single season TD record on the line. He works in New York and likes to issue fines.
 
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Robert Baratheon_sl

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There's really no way he was playing if the reports of a herniated disc are true. That's the same kind of injury Manning had in his neck...and multiple surgeries later people were still freaking out about his arm strength and long term viability. I'm sure someone sat down with Jerrah and reminded him of that fact in addition to how much money he has tied up with Romo.
 
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